Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I made lists of what celebrities we're interested in. The first one she listed wasn't a celebrity - it was my brother. He's spending the weekend with us. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted to me that she has been sleeping with someone on her girls basketball team, which at first turned me on. Then I found out he's the team manager. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out with one of her guy friends. After two bars, we ended up back at her place and somehow the three of us ended up in bed. I was a Gold Star Lesbian and now I'm just a slutty bi girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
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b5b0n36 27
well you did say she could, so I guess ydi?
IcedSapphire 27
Honestly, I've never seen the point of those things.
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Comments (292)
sidpool912 14
who was it? lol
mds9986 24
The list was obviously a joke and she just used it as an excuse to cheat on OP.
justinely23 10
Who was the celebrity?
Tartara 15
That's why I always found it dumb when couples did that. Even though it's highly unlikely it'll happen, it could. So YDI, shouldn't have made the list. Learn from it now.
thatotherwoman 6
But honestly, who was the celebrity??
writerchic85 26
This needs a follow up. Who was it? If you can't say directly who it was, can you give us hints?
annalily5 28
So I'll add myself to the list of people wanting to know who it was. And I mean, it's sucky, but you both agreed to the lists.
schreibergx93 19
Sometimes you have to be careful of those lists. Your turn OP.
carleyboo2018 20
Ok but who was it
nawee 11
Who was it ?