Deliverance

By Anonymous - 19/09/2019 20:00

Today, while at my family reunion, I learned my grandparents were first cousins. No wonder we're all crazy hillbillies. FML

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Thursday 19 September 2019 20:50

The webbed feet has got to be an advantage for swimming!

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 19 September 2019 21:45

At least you've got a good excuse to stop trying at anything in life. That should be liberating.

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Thursday 19 September 2019 20:50

The webbed feet has got to be an advantage for swimming!

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 19 September 2019 21:45

At least you've got a good excuse to stop trying at anything in life. That should be liberating.

tipsyone 22

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Friday 20 September 2019 0:15

Curious to know where you’re from! This can not have been legal in the first place!?

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Friday 20 September 2019 15:08

Tywin Lannister married his first cousin and look how great his kids were! Oh wait...

Aiden89 23

Friday 20 September 2019 16:03

Let me tune up my banjo.

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Friday 20 September 2019 17:04

Nah, you're crazy hillbillies because of where you're from. This fact just makes you inbred. Well, 1/4 inbred, unless your parents are secretly brother and sister, too.

anRNsLife 11

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Friday 20 September 2019 18:32

It’s actually not illegal in the states I know of. If you think about it, the world got populated by a few people anyway. This had not only been done but common in history. Now, on the other hand, I could never do that.

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Saturday 28 September 2019 10:29

There’s a doctor in my town who married his first cousin. They had to go out of state and sign a contract saying they wouldn’t reproduce. They both had kids from previous marriages so they didn’t want anymore anyway.