Miscellaneous: Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants....

By Jerrrr - 27/05/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML

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By yif2 - 16/05/2015 11:47 - United States

Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML

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By pool party - 29/05/2013 00:48 - United States - Rockford

Today, a few freshmen jumped my fence. They decided to take a dip in the pool, so I pulled out a paintball gun. I unloaded over 100 rounds, painting their backs bright yellow. It also dyed my pool yellow, and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 16:39 - United States

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

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By scaredscreenless - 16/08/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML

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Ballshot

By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 14:00

Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML

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By Noname - 29/10/2011 11:02 - United States

Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML

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Poor little bunny

By Anonymous - 30/06/2021 04:01

Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML

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The shot of a lifetime

By Epic Fail - 10/10/2022 08:30 - United States - Steele

Today, I tried to throw a basketball in my backyard basketball hoop. It bounced off the board, hit me on the head, then hit a spray can, activating it and spraying black paint all over my Golden Retriever, to finally land in my trash can. FML

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By pist - 13/05/2018 01:30

Today, I was lying in a lawn chair next to my wooden fence when a yellow liquid started spraying me. The neighbor's douchebag son was peeing through the small hole in the fence and soaked me. FML

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narks 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 9:24

Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.

tkmac 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 9:25

Sounds like a Tom & Jerry episode.

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TheRightEye 3

Wednesday 27 May 2009 9:21

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yaintime21 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 23:02

uhhh cute furry little bunny or not you need to get some anger management. 749- true dat. 525- HAHHAHAHAHHA

CharonTheShadow 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 7:45

...Way to go, Cleatus.

AlmothePirate 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 8:02

@1 I shoot bunnies just for the sake of entertainment. and some rabbit stew. I'll make some moccasins for you next time.

ctk8511 0

Monday 15 March 2010 2:50

bet that rabbit was laughin it's ass off later, it probably planned the whole thing

yashack 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 17:17

hey jer you're going at this thing all wrong. first of all, get some traps and rat posion

faillife223 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 19:47

lol fail

kppadgett 0

Monday 5 April 2010 5:35

shut up you hippie progressive queers.

fsebastianslife 0

Monday 5 April 2010 5:47

lol on the bright side you probably drowned the rabbit in the process :)

albinomustang 0

Monday 24 May 2010 7:01

YDI for 22. instead of .22

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Tuesday 6 July 2010 0:55

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limejeans 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 20:01

asshole!!!!!!!!

joce445 0

Friday 30 July 2010 8:47

karma's a bitch, ain't it?

Macromartyr 3

Friday 13 August 2010 8:02

The bullet missed? I think YOU missed xD

bene201 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 7:14

I think you need the steady aim perk :P

blankaex 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 17:07

Desert. Eagle. Period.

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Wednesday 9 February 2011 17:34

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HahaHillarious1 0

Monday 18 April 2011 5:34

idiot.

darkerbatosai 0

Monday 2 May 2011 9:28

YDI for crappy aim.

BShady96 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 5:44

whats up, doc?

hahalaughing 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 4:56

yea!

Mitch Bertsch 1

Tuesday 13 June 2017 1:39

it's just a rabbit. chill out a little

nxkftw 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 9:22

That's horrible.. but YDI for attempting to kill an innocent hungry animal.

treesdevin 0

Monday 22 February 2010 0:43

I know right ...poor bunny :( YDI ****** animal murder.!! or should I say attempted murderer 8)

JajaFMLer 3

Friday 3 September 2010 17:50

Not only that! He wasted 15,000 GALLON'S OF FRESHWATER. I HOPE YOU OP DIE AND GO TO HELL :@ What you did was horrible!

donttreadonme1 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 3:03

ur a retard

JewishPPL_r_Jewi 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 4:24

I disagree with your statements, that rabbit ate the plants he grew. it's not easy to have a garden. and if some stupid animal comes in and ruins all your hard work I think u would be mad too. just sayin.

simon_lala 0

Friday 5 August 2011 18:43

You'd be surprised how fast plants grow. My parents have a garden and when it rains vegetables grow like weeds an we have rabbits around here too. Having a rabbit eat some plants isn't something to kill them over-he should've just blocked the entrance to the garden.

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Wednesday 27 May 2009 9:22

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adamedery 0

Friday 5 February 2010 4:51

ur a fkn retard

Jlevrt 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 22:04

you rednecks and your rifles...

Metzler31 17

Friday 16 April 2010 21:51

I thought that, but there aren't too many rednecks in New York (I think!)

ScooterScott 0

Saturday 8 May 2010 5:00

Yes there are. An entire football team of them! GIANTS SUCK!

donttreadonme1 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 3:02

at metlzer um ya go in to up state new york my town were all rednecks my town has 5 and only 5 blacks :) (and a realy low crime rate) :)

donttreadonme1 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 2:35

at jlvert shut up commie and at mezer ya u should see my town in up state ny we r all rednecks :) and at jlvert again guns are the only reason u r free so stfu u oboma lovin commie

qzzpm07 0

Friday 8 July 2011 5:18

I think he has anger issues... animals are animals. get a tall fence or something

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Wednesday 27 May 2009 9:23

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krty402 7

Friday 18 March 2011 6:59

what a classic redneck. he has the rifle on hand at all times along with an aboveground pool...

narks 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 9:24

Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.