Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I made lists of what celebrities we're interested in. The first one she listed wasn't a celebrity - it was my brother. He's spending the weekend with us. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted to me that she has been sleeping with someone on her girls basketball team, which at first turned me on. Then I found out he's the team manager. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out with one of her guy friends. After two bars, we ended up back at her place and somehow the three of us ended up in bed. I was a Gold Star Lesbian and now I'm just a slutty bi girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
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b5b0n36 27
well you did say she could, so I guess ydi?
IcedSapphire 27
Honestly, I've never seen the point of those things.
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Comments (292)
anon385 23
Fyl? Ydi, you must have a list too. But goals tbh
CliffyB03 28
Well.. I mean.. Wow. Um.. Okay, well I guess remember it doesn't count as cheating if you both made your lists?
thawny_fml 21
Even with a list, it's still cheating.
CliffyB03 28
But consentual cheating
Mrtigerblue 14
consensual cheating isn't cheating. what she did was act on the agreed upon openness in their relationship, he made the list with her. it isn't monogamous but it isn't cheating
Vesi 30
According to this post (and list noted there-in) you've got no place to complain. So I have to say YDI in this case.
lolbash 18
Why a YDI? Im asuuming that when the boyfriend wrote the list, he didnt actually take it seriously like his girlfriend did
corky1992 33
They probably made the list thinking there would be no way it'd ever happen.
Brandi_Faith 34
But a small part of them had to believe it was a tiny bit possible in order to have made a list in the first place.
spidaman 14
no #99, guys don't take the list as seriously as it seems females do. we know Megan Fox isn't gonna say "**** me pls". FYL OP. she should've confirmed if you were serious about it being okay before going ahead.
domolovesyoshi 33
As a woman I don't take that list seriously who would? I mean celebrities are out of normal people league it is just supposed to be fun not a serious. Do not lump all females in with the OP's nut job of a girlfriend
Vesi 30
It's literally written permission where if one of the partners has a chance at one of the people on those lists, they can do so. It may have been a slim to none chance but it is still written permission. For OP, don't make lists like this and you won't have to even think (or worry) about the chance of your SO getting a chance at someone else while in a relationship with you. BTW, for the naysayers, I'm looking at this from a *legal* standpoint, not emotional or whether Op and SO were taking it seriously or not.
whyugh 13
Hey op, if you can, who is it? I think it's most likely someone who isn't as famous as maybe Bradley Cooper, but now we're all really curious
pokemyeyes 23
Tbh lists should only be made for Jason Statham, Wentworth Miller and Bradley Cooper
WATERMALONE 15
Wentworth Miller *insert drooling emoji here*
thecodea 8
I have a better chance at Wentworth Miller than you. Haha
sohigh10 34
That's actually quite impressive, you should be proud of your girlfriend! and of yourself, for having a girlfriend that can hook celebrities!
toastbrot 9
celebrities are not more worth than other people.
RageWolf16 31
Well you gotta tell us who
madscientist_17 15
I wouldn't even be mad
SixthSinEnvy 39
He gave permission. Just because he never thought it would happen doesn't make the consent any less valid.
NehNehPwn 20
Follow up with who?
KGB_Santa 6
who was this celebrity just out of curiosity lol