It was for your new blender. Duh.

Are you sure you didn't order the vegetables for the blender and just forgot

These days people don't throw rotten fruit at bad acting, they ship it instead.

They weren’t rotten, they were fermenting. Make your own Kampuchea! PS: That’s too close to Satan’s Anus, my trademarked name for my ironic Journey tribute band.

Today I learnt that Satan's asshole smells like rotting vegetables.

Sending glitter is outdated now? Rotten vegetables is the new thing to send to people you hate?

That's called Vegan Leftovers.

I wonder if someone did not order you a fruit/vegetable box and it just got their ruined.