Thanks, I hate it

By CabbageFart92 - 04/09/2017 01:30

Today, a package was delivered to my house. Thinking it was my new blender, I hurriedly brought it in to open it. Inside the box was an assortment of rotten vegetables that stank like Satan's asshole. I have no idea who it's from or why they hate me so much. FML
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It was for your new blender. Duh.

These days people don't throw rotten fruit at bad acting, they ship it instead.

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It was for your new blender. Duh.

Are you sure you didn't order the vegetables for the blender and just forgot

These days people don't throw rotten fruit at bad acting, they ship it instead.

They weren’t rotten, they were fermenting. Make your own Kampuchea! PS: That’s too close to Satan’s Anus, my trademarked name for my ironic Journey tribute band.

*kombucha. Fucking autocorrect! Kombucha is much closer to kambucha,

Today I learnt that Satan's asshole smells like rotting vegetables.

You also learned that someone collected that data!

Sending glitter is outdated now? Rotten vegetables is the new thing to send to people you hate?

That's called Vegan Leftovers.

I wonder if someone did not order you a fruit/vegetable box and it just got their ruined.