FML : Today, I woke up in the middle of the night choking and had to open my bedroom window. No, it wasn’t a gas leak. My husband had a curry last night and...

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Today, I woke up in the middle of the night choking and had to open my bedroom window. No, it wasn’t a gas leak. My husband had a curry last night and his constant farting was so bad I was struggling to breathe. FML

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You deserved it

By Carla - / Sunday 12 November 2017 01:30 /

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By manb91uk | 21

#7563056 - Sunday 12 November 2017 2:22

Just a quick question, are you another member of that disgusting family that identifies each other through farts?

By OCD_NME | 16

#7563066 - Sunday 12 November 2017 3:51

Your husband is contributing to global warming at an alarming level. Please close your window and call the paris agreement hotline. Unless you are in the usa. Then call the epa.

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By RichardPencil | 25

#7563048 - Sunday 12 November 2017 1:36

That is a gas leak. Your husband needs to get his anus tightened up.

By zedjaleaf1 | 11

#7563050 - Sunday 12 November 2017 1:46

So... It was a gas leak?

By manb91uk | 21

#7563056 - Sunday 12 November 2017 2:22

Just a quick question, are you another member of that disgusting family that identifies each other through farts?

By OCD_NME | 16

#7563066 - Sunday 12 November 2017 3:51

Your husband is contributing to global warming at an alarming level. Please close your window and call the paris agreement hotline. Unless you are in the usa. Then call the epa.

By tonyfan00 | 38

#7563085 - Sunday 12 November 2017 5:36

Smells Like Curry Spirit!

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7563300 - Sunday 12 November 2017 20:12

The solution is to have more curry. Let that digestive system get used to it and sooner or later, his farts will be bearable.

By davecross | 11

#7563341 - Sunday 12 November 2017 21:41

Should have shoved fabreez us his ass

By Denizod | 9

#7563685 - Monday 13 November 2017 21:19

"had a curry"? What is one curry?

By Taurus_ChicKa | 33

#7565573 - Saturday 18 November 2017 18:23

Actually, it was a gas leak. Just a different kind of gas. ;)

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