By Carla - 12/11/2017 01:30

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night choking and had to open my bedroom window. No, it wasn’t a gas leak. My husband had a curry last night and his constant farting was so bad I was struggling to breathe. FML
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Just a quick question, are you another member of that disgusting family that identifies each other through farts?

That is a gas leak. Your husband needs to get his anus tightened up.

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That is a gas leak. Your husband needs to get his anus tightened up.

So... It was a gas leak?

Just a quick question, are you another member of that disgusting family that identifies each other through farts?

Smells Like Curry Spirit!

The solution is to have more curry. Let that digestive system get used to it and sooner or later, his farts will be bearable.

Should have shoved fabreez us his ass

"had a curry"? What is one curry?

Actually, it was a gas leak. Just a different kind of gas. ;)