Love and Health: Today, I woke up in the middle of the night choking and had to...

By Carla - 12/11/2017 01:30

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night choking and had to open my bedroom window. No, it wasn’t a gas leak. My husband had a curry last night and his constant farting was so bad I was struggling to breathe. FML

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manb91uk 22

Sunday 12 November 2017 2:22

Just a quick question, are you another member of that disgusting family that identifies each other through farts?

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 12 November 2017 1:36

That is a gas leak. Your husband needs to get his anus tightened up.

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RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 12 November 2017 1:36

That is a gas leak. Your husband needs to get his anus tightened up.

zedjaleaf1 11

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Sunday 12 November 2017 1:46

So... It was a gas leak?

manb91uk 22

Sunday 12 November 2017 2:22

Just a quick question, are you another member of that disgusting family that identifies each other through farts?

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Sunday 12 November 2017 5:36

Smells Like Curry Spirit!

Lobby_Bee 17

Sunday 12 November 2017 20:12

The solution is to have more curry. Let that digestive system get used to it and sooner or later, his farts will be bearable.

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Sunday 12 November 2017 21:41

Should have shoved fabreez us his ass

Denizod 9

Monday 13 November 2017 21:19

"had a curry"? What is one curry?

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Saturday 18 November 2017 18:23

Actually, it was a gas leak. Just a different kind of gas. ;)

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