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  max_wilder  |  9

Looks like bj time

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  Enslaved  |  36

Earning your "red wings" is when you go down on a girl that's on her period, not having intercourse with her. If that's you thing, more power to you but not too many guys have a thirst for blood.

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  DjeePee  |  24

37: right, like it's fun to have your (and for girls often painful) first time in a shower. If they already had have sex, it would have been a great idea, but now, when they are both inexperienced virgins? Nope.

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Since OP and his wife were abstinent till their wedding day im sure they're religious. Just so OP knows, you're NOT allowed to have sex with a women who's on her period. And even after she's done, you have to wait 7 days after to have any sexual relations. It DOES say this in the bible, I just need to find the verse.

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  jizzwold  |  21

^ I understand that most people that are religious think this but to me that sounds stupid. Why should you be able to pick which rules apply to you?

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  RedPillSucks  |  30

Somewhere in Leviticus, if you're talking about the Christian bible. However, Jews and Muslims probably believe in the same thing, since they all share the same old testament. Being abstinent doesn't have to mean religious. It could simply be a commitment thing. OP: You've waited all this time, what's another 7 or so days???

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  inarsla  |  8

as with #101... if you're religious, you claim that your holy book/writings are the rules/guidelines given to you by your deity to be followed exactly as it planned you to. Not following the bible literally is pretty well saying "I put faith into your existence, but fck you and your rules"

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  Ashtondunbar  |  0

92 it does say that in Leviticus however just a chapter or so over it talks about sacrifices and to never shave your beard so unless they are hasidic Jews I'm assuming they aren't following the old testament word for word

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  personThingy  |  13

151: The Bible also says that rape victims should marry their rapists, gay people deserve to die, and the world was populated by 4 monogamous couples and 2 of every animal. The Bible was not written by God, and some of the things in there may have been made up. Christians believe in the teachings of Jesus, the son of God. If Jesus says to love everyone, and the Old Testament says to kill people who have sex with women on their periods, go with what the son of God says.

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  NuTrees  |  9

Is I'm on my period code for I have a penis?

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  Glockinator  |  2

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

By  FailBear920  |  19

In tha butt!

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I think he should stick it in her butt ! hahaa x)

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  homieskillet  |  0

I agree^^ it's disgusting..

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It kinda is a little bit gross, I poo from there. :|

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I can imagine you put your privates in her poopiehole and his peepee comes out all poopie..... eeeeeewwwww!

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  vickycat  |  5

Sex on your period is fine, if you both are ok with it. If you are not then ...blue balls for you! Anal is also fine, if you are both into it and ready for it, but not if either or both of you are virgins. It takes a bit of skill, experience, confidence, patience, understanding and time. I don't quite get the logic though...blood is too gross but the poop-chute is ok? Last thing, a lady can somewhat control or manipulate when her period actually arrives if she is on the pill. I'm not gonna tell you how I did it for my wedding cos I don't want to be responsible for any 16 year olds out there reading my comment and try to avoid their period on prom night, and accidentally end up knocked up. Artificially moving your period a few days here or there stuffs up your cycle which could possibly interfere with its effectiveness. I would say, you would only wanna do it if the pill is not your only method of birth control, or if you are at a point where pregnancy is almost gonna be in the plan anyway (such as a newly married couple, perhaps). ***Engaged ladies who didn't consult a calender before choosing a wedding date may like to look into it. Anyway, I would say...just wrap it up and do it anyway. You'll probably end up doing it a thousand times during her periods over the coming years, and you'll feel a bit silly having fooked up your wedding night for such a little thing.

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  Daralea  |  21

Not only that, but getting your period on your WEDDING day! Uncomfortable cramping, hormones raging, stressful planning, and wearing a white a dress. No, it sounds like she has enough on her plate without having to deal with "fucking up YOUR life"

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  hawaiianfire  |  0

Yeah it's better to wait, she's probably not even on her period anyway. She's most likely just anxious about having sex with you for the first time.

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  sandyandellie  |  5

then get a hooker... jokes babes :P

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  TheOptimist  |  0

28 is on her period. *snicker*

By  GrammarNazzzzzi  |  6

Some people do it like that. Its like hotdogs with ketchup lol

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  ibitehard  |  9

Today, I got a disturbing mental image that relates having sex with a girl on her period to ketchup on a hot dog. Fml

By  NotSuchAFunTime  |  9

"And I parted the Red Sea. By that I mean I had sex with a girl in her period, that's right. I don't mind ketchup on my hotdog as log as the bun is tight!" -Jon lajoie Perhaps words to live by OP?

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  Marcella1016  |  26

Oh and to answer your question 9 I imagine since they've been waiting so long they were really looking forward to doing it on their wedding day and making the day extra special. Having to wait up to a week after the wedding just...sucks.

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  Cinn_fml  |  21

If it meant that much to them, then they should've taken her cycle into account when they picked a date. (Though granted, they might've done and it caught 'em by surprise.)

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  hayq  |  5

36-Well considering weddings can be planned out a year or more in advance, it would be hard to know exactly what date would be best.

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  xStaciexLynnx  |  15

Hayq, are you a guy? A girls normal period is always predictable unless something big happens to change it up.

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  VeganVampyre  |  26

45- most women have a fairly regular cycle, like, it starts on every full moon or something. So then all they would've had to do was look at a calendar and plan the wedding for a week or two after the full moon. They probably just didn't think of that.

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  none_for_me  |  5

We can predict my wife's time maybe a month or two in advance. Trying to predict a year out would be like Russian roulette. And we have over 7 years of charts to go by.

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  missyj0  |  12

Being really excited or anxious can make your period come earlier then normal, and I'm pretty sure your own wedding coming up would excite you/make you nervous. So they could have planned it but she got it early.

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  aruam365  |  24

58- I wasn't aware women are werewolves! Hah, but I agree with what you meant. Her schedule should have been predictable enough to avoid that problem at least.

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  Cinn_fml  |  21

I did say that it wasn't always predictable, but even if there is some unpredictability, you can usually hazard a decent enough guess. Obviously, it's more difficult with some girls than others, but I reckon it'd only be absolutely impossible for a minority.

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  hayq  |  5

57- nope, I'm a female and as much as I love discussing my menstration with total strangers, I can tell you that even when I was a virgin, my periods were all over the place. Some times they would be the textbook 28 days apart, other times they would be up to a week late. This delay throws out the cycle and meant that it was no longer at the end of the month, but the start of the next one. Making it impossible to plan out over a year in advance when I would have my period.

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A lot of things can change the cycle of your period. I've been really stressed out these past few months, and I didn't have my period for 2 months until a few days ago. Sex on a period isn't that big of a deal. I mean, I don't think it is. Just clean up before.

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  joa76  |  3

I like how you seem to think a week late is really irregular. In all reality, MOST women can be a week or so off pretty frequently. That's not very irregular at all. It's pretty much completely normal. Plus, it's affected by stress, which I am going to have to assume is something most people experience when planning a wedding, so it's very reasonable that she would be a bit off at that point. But seriously, most women are not perfectly regular, and it gets a tad annoying sometimes to hear "But you should be able to know precisely what day your period will start a year from now because that's how that works!" No, no it doesn't. Not for most women. Also, even if she is really, really irregular, consider the fact that both she and the OP promised to remain abstinent until they were married. Tell me how likely it is that she would have considered birth control to be an option. I'm not saying it's not possible, I know there are a lot of people who don't have a problem with it, but particularly if they remained abstinent for religious reasons, a lot of people think that birth control is totally and completely unacceptable. Or she might have been afraid to take it before she got married because people might think she was having sex when she wasn't.

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  DelilahV  |  0

In 58's defence, I had my period every full moon for an entire year. That's how my boyfriend could tell...and that was after my cycle went out of wack, before that I got it every new moon. So for some girls that definitely could work.

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  Cinn_fml  |  21

Hayq - Being up to a week late isn't really that irregular. Especially as some girls can skip them altogether, be weeks early, or late, or even on time during the course of a year. Granted once a girl has "grown up" she's supposed to have regular periods, but that's not always the case. But it's probably an idea to chat to a doctor about it if they really are highly irregular. Basically what Joa said. However, Joa, there will be very few women who can tell you EXACTLY what day they'll start on (like you said), but I imagine most would be able to hazard a guess as to within a week-long time frame or something.

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  shrdlu  |  28

They may have to wait a week, but I'm pretty sure they'd rather do that than feel guilty and hypocritical about having broken their promise before that.

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