Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
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DeidaraAkatsuki
| 17
Be glad you didn't marry an asshole.
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1deep4life
| 11
Match.com has specials right now
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DeidaraAkatsuki
| 17
Be glad you didn't marry an asshole.
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elephantsarecute
| 16
Actually OP doesn't clarify whether he is still her fiancé or not.
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SokDek
| 14
Maybe OP is a hemophiliac...
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felipe87
| 2
Should probably increase their intake of folic acid and B12
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gotaplanstan
| 28
Idk... assholes can still bleed quite a bit
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TheWolfOfSky
| 6
maybe the OP was a girl. and she maybe had too damn much peroids.
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elephantsarecute
| 16
Was he serious? If so he's just looking for excuses to break it off.
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meihua
| 19
Could also be a she.
Or a vampire.
A sparking fairy.
Or a vampire.
A sparking fairy.
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feelingold
| 18
"I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
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xxxInsanexxx
| 9
If he threatens to leave for such a stupid reason, you're honestly better off without him. Better now than when you're married with three kids and you spend "too damn much" time with your kids or something.
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1deep4life
| 11
Match.com has specials right now
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katiesam199
| 11
Make love happen today
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NellyFC35
| 19
Lol you got jokes!
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SkateboardGirl88
| 11
#55 - Lol, you have bad grammar!
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noelasis94
| 18
Let it bleed let it bleed oh let it bleed yeah let it bleed, there will be an answer.
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usernameunkn0wn
| 18
That is so wrong to destroy a Beatles song like that!
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LolFMLnot
| 10
"Keep bleeding I keep keep bleeding in love"
Okay I ll stop now
Okay I ll stop now
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buckdharma
| 36
#15- Yeah, I think Alice Cooper should take this one.
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ginawater19
| 13
#35, it's not "bleeding in love" it's "bleeding love" hahaha what the hell does bleeding in love even mean
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Ray_of_midnight
| 22
I'm gonna vote for Kate Bush "Strange Phenomena" on this one.
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jackiemora
| 18
Everyone don't forget "bleed it out digging deeper just to throw it away" linkin park. (And the chorus sounds like it's about a tampon).
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that_band_nerd
| 22
Well if you're a woman and on your period you can give him a piece of your mind!
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golden_warrior
| 23
Or, you can use your fist and make him bleed.
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buckdharma
| 36
#6-Ha ha, you're bloody well right, you know you're right to say
Yeah-yeah, you're bloody well right, you know you're right to say
Me, I don't care anyway
Yeah-yeah, you're bloody well right, you know you're right to say
Me, I don't care anyway
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CanyonRose
| 16
Punch him in the nose. When it starts pouring blood threaten to leave him for " bleeding too damn much."
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legendforge
| 5
Didn't actually say anything about gender or periods.
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ThatGuyRory
| 9
72 - A Fiance is a man, whereas a Fiancee is a female. So i think its most likely OP is female, especially in reference to bleeding.
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Pokelad
| 12
Yes, because physical assault is such a good idea.
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botanistjessica
| 24
Yes, 76, but I'm willing to bet most people on the Internet don't know that so we can't be 100% certain.
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Supergirl1988
| 16
Physical assault is the answer to most problems on FML
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SkyGuy32
| 17
Other than suing, divorcing, yelling at, lecturing, calling the cops on, and interrogating, yes. Unless if you use a watermelon. Beating people with melons is the way to attack.
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wtfwhyfml
| 12
Someone can't come up with a decent excuse. Better now then when/if you had kids and such to worry about. Anyone that rises to that level of jackass deserves to be alone; and you can definately do much better OP. I wish you luck and happiness in life.
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dawnimus
| 21
*than, not then. I'm normally not a total grammar Nazi but using the wrong word changes the entire meaning of your comment, and your misuse of "then" confused the hell out of me on first reading. Also *definitely, while we're here :)
On a different note, yeah that guy is a jackass, good call.
On a different note, yeah that guy is a jackass, good call.
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SkyGuy32
| 17
Hmm, I always thought it was "definately." Thanks for correcting that.
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marshyq
| 8
threaten to leave because he's an asshole so much.
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gracehi
| 31
"An asshole so much" He he. You made me laugh.
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magickaldonut
| 2
Well, this doesn't sound promising.
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hugozac88
| 22
I'm guessing he didn't know you have to help your wife out with that from time to when you get married, he's an idiot.
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Shorty777
| 4
What?
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killer6969
| 16
He meant getting her pregnant