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By  xxxInsanexxx  |  9

If he threatens to leave for such a stupid reason, you're honestly better off without him. Better now than when you're married with three kids and you spend "too damn much" time with your kids or something.

  SkyGuy32  |  17

Other than suing, divorcing, yelling at, lecturing, calling the cops on, and interrogating, yes. Unless if you use a watermelon. Beating people with melons is the way to attack.

By  wtfwhyfml  |  12

Someone can't come up with a decent excuse. Better now then when/if you had kids and such to worry about. Anyone that rises to that level of jackass deserves to be alone; and you can definately do much better OP. I wish you luck and happiness in life.

  dawnimus  |  21

*than, not then. I'm normally not a total grammar Nazi but using the wrong word changes the entire meaning of your comment, and your misuse of "then" confused the hell out of me on first reading. Also *definitely, while we're here :)
On a different note, yeah that guy is a jackass, good call.

  SkyGuy32  |  17

Hmm, I always thought it was "definately." Thanks for correcting that.