Oh the Irony XD

OP's mom- "you always got to be careful you never know when a car might come outta nowhere and get ya."

*BAM*
OP- "...thanks mom...".

I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite, hungry hungry hypocrite.

Irony indeed! I'd have to LMAO at my mother in that situation, providing there are no injuries.

That fucker came outta nowhere!!!!

Does your mom happen to be Betty White?

I swear I've seen about 5 FML posts that are exactly the same over the past few months.

Divide a whole into thirds thirds thirds. I'm a gay sea otter, I blow other dudes outta the water. :)

I think OPs Mom had it coming..

I wouldn't call this an FML. I'd call it a MyLifeIsAwesome.

Few things beat being able to just smirk and feign indifference when someone proves their self wrong.

Women drivers no survivors

Multitasking... your mom's a pro. I bet she scores really high on the breathilizer too.

Don't talk the talk if you can't walk the walk.

#2, nice

why is this an fml? this is grand. now you can hang this over her head forever! i would lovee for this to happen.

'The apple doesn't fall far from the tree' would be my reply, OP :D

Good one! XD!

Im sure OPs mom would then backhand them right in the center of their face.

I bet the only lesson she missed was "keep your eyes on the road"

Now you get a free red light to run and a free car to T-Bone.

I read your comment in Billy Mays voice simply cause of your picture. I think it worked pretty well

Nexts week's lesson: parking on a hill & forgetting to put the emergency brake on & watching your car roll down & collide with other cars in the process.

Mom: You know what I always wanted to tell you? A blind duck can drive better than you.
*Light turns yellow*
Mom: Shit! *Drives up to 100 mph* Fuck! I can't stop! *smashes car into car*
OP: *troll face*

That's what she gets for running her mouth!

And a red light.

GTA MOM!

Unless you were hurt, that's a win!

No... It's actually a fail.