By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
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leadman1989 15

Multitasking... your mom's a pro. I bet she scores really high on the breathilizer too.

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EvilPotato 14
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OP's mom- "you always got to be careful you never know when a car might come outta nowhere and get ya." *BAM* OP- "...thanks mom...".

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fanceh 10
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I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite, hungry hungry hypocrite.

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You_Need_Soap 6
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Irony indeed! I'd have to LMAO at my mother in that situation, providing there are no injuries.

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gojira666 7
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That fucker came outta nowhere!!!!

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musiclexii124 0
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Does your mom happen to be Betty White?

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SemperFi_23 6

I swear I've seen about 5 FML posts that are exactly the same over the past few months.

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fanceh 10
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Divide a whole into thirds thirds thirds. I'm a gay sea otter, I blow other dudes outta the water. :)

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ZebcoGirl 0

I think OPs Mom had it coming..

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humorizer 14
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I wouldn't call this an FML. I'd call it a MyLifeIsAwesome. Few things beat being able to just smirk and feign indifference when someone proves their self wrong.

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JustSumRedneck 0

Women drivers no survivors

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leadman1989 15

Multitasking... your mom's a pro. I bet she scores really high on the breathilizer too.

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uffiewuffie 0

Don't talk the talk if you can't walk the walk.

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omfgfmlife 0

why is this an fml? this is grand. now you can hang this over her head forever! i would lovee for this to happen.

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Jays7 10
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'The apple doesn't fall far from the tree' would be my reply, OP :D

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Iamaninchworm 0

Im sure OPs mom would then backhand them right in the center of their face.

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Rose8u 2
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I bet the only lesson she missed was "keep your eyes on the road"

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danishbagel 3
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Now you get a free red light to run and a free car to T-Bone.

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Forlorn420 9
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I read your comment in Billy Mays voice simply cause of your picture. I think it worked pretty well

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Miss_Attitude96 24
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Nexts week's lesson: parking on a hill & forgetting to put the emergency brake on & watching your car roll down & collide with other cars in the process.

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saIty 17

Mom: You know what I always wanted to tell you? A blind duck can drive better than you. *Light turns yellow* Mom: Shit! *Drives up to 100 mph* Fuck! I can't stop! *smashes car into car* OP: *troll face*

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MaaaanWTF 1

That's what she gets for running her mouth!

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That0therguy 4

And a red light.

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juturnaamo 29

Unless you were hurt, that's a win!

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lemon_phat 11
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No... It's actually a fail.

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