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Oh the Irony XD
OP's mom- "you always got to be careful you never know when a car might come outta nowhere and get ya." *BAM* OP- "...thanks mom...".
I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite, hungry hungry hypocrite.
Irony indeed! I'd have to LMAO at my mother in that situation, providing there are no injuries.
That ****** came outta nowhere!!!!
Does your mom happen to be Betty White?
Divide a whole into thirds thirds thirds. I'm a gay sea otter, I blow other dudes outta the water. :)
I wouldn't call this an FML. I'd call it a MyLifeIsAwesome. Few things beat being able to just smirk and feign indifference when someone proves their self wrong.
Multitasking... your mom's a pro. I bet she scores really high on the breathilizer too.
#2, nice
'The apple doesn't fall far from the tree' would be my reply, OP :D
Good one! XD!
I bet the only lesson she missed was "keep your eyes on the road"
Now you get a free red light to run and a free car to T-Bone.
I read your comment in Billy Mays voice simply cause of your picture. I think it worked pretty well
Nexts week's lesson: parking on a hill & forgetting to put the emergency brake on & watching your car roll down & collide with other cars in the process.
GTA MOM!
No... It's actually a fail.
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Oh the Irony XD
Multitasking... your mom's a pro. I bet she scores really high on the breathilizer too.