Transportation: Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about... - FML

By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2020 05:00

Today, my mom drove my car and ran had to make a u turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she speeds to turn running off the road and denting my car. Make it worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions. Then follows up with it is not that bad. FML

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Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML

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By drivingmecrazy - 13/12/2016 16:54 - United States - Stamford

Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically". She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless". FML

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By driver26 - 14/12/2010 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was arguing in the car with my boyfriend about who was the better driver. Being so incensed by the fact that he thought he was better made me completely zone out, and run a red light. FML

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By notapetkiller - 26/07/2016 06:12 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog that had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML

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By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2014 14:08 - United States

Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML

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By haramara - 25/05/2021 17:01

Today, while driving on the streets for the first time, my mom decided that it would be an appropriate time to yell at me for every single mistake I’ve ever made in my life. This stressed me out so much I began driving against traffic. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

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Lostinspacealone 0

Monday 31 October 2011 11:32

Oh the Irony XD

leadman1989 15

Monday 31 October 2011 11:32

Multitasking... your mom's a pro. I bet she scores really high on the breathilizer too.

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Lostinspacealone 0

Monday 31 October 2011 11:32

Oh the Irony XD

EvilPotato 14

Monday 31 October 2011 12:37

OP's mom- "you always got to be careful you never know when a car might come outta nowhere and get ya." *BAM* OP- "...thanks mom...".

fanceh 10

Monday 31 October 2011 13:42

I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite, hungry hungry hypocrite.

You_Need_Soap 6

Monday 31 October 2011 13:43

Irony indeed! I'd have to LMAO at my mother in that situation, providing there are no injuries.

gojira666 7

Monday 31 October 2011 13:55

That ****** came outta nowhere!!!!

musiclexii124 0

Monday 31 October 2011 17:45

Does your mom happen to be Betty White?

SemperFi_23 6

Monday 31 October 2011 18:23

I swear I've seen about 5 FML posts that are exactly the same over the past few months.

fanceh 10

Monday 31 October 2011 18:38

Divide a whole into thirds thirds thirds. I'm a gay sea otter, I blow other dudes outta the water. :)

ZebcoGirl 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 4:13

I think OPs Mom had it coming..

humorizer 14

Tuesday 1 November 2011 5:31

I wouldn't call this an FML. I'd call it a MyLifeIsAwesome. Few things beat being able to just smirk and feign indifference when someone proves their self wrong.

JustSumRedneck 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 8:28

Women drivers no survivors

leadman1989 15

Monday 31 October 2011 11:32

Multitasking... your mom's a pro. I bet she scores really high on the breathilizer too.

uffiewuffie 0

Monday 31 October 2011 19:48

Don't talk the talk if you can't walk the walk.

stuart169 3

Tuesday 1 November 2011 4:53

#2, nice

omfgfmlife 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:10

why is this an fml? this is grand. now you can hang this over her head forever! i would lovee for this to happen.

Jays7 10

Monday 31 October 2011 11:32

'The apple doesn't fall far from the tree' would be my reply, OP :D

cupcakeluver1212 0

Monday 31 October 2011 13:56

Good one! XD!

Iamaninchworm 0

Monday 31 October 2011 23:32

Im sure OPs mom would then backhand them right in the center of their face.

Rose8u 2

Monday 31 October 2011 11:32

I bet the only lesson she missed was "keep your eyes on the road"

danishbagel 3

Monday 31 October 2011 11:33

Now you get a free red light to run and a free car to T-Bone.

Forlorn420 9

Sunday 17 June 2012 15:33

I read your comment in Billy Mays voice simply cause of your picture. I think it worked pretty well

Miss_Attitude96 24

Monday 31 October 2011 11:38

Nexts week's lesson: parking on a hill & forgetting to put the emergency brake on & watching your car roll down & collide with other cars in the process.

saIty 17

Monday 31 October 2011 11:38

Mom: You know what I always wanted to tell you? A blind duck can drive better than you. *Light turns yellow* Mom: Shit! *Drives up to 100 mph* ****! I can't stop! *smashes car into car* OP: *troll face*

MaaaanWTF 1

Monday 31 October 2011 11:38

That's what she gets for running her mouth!

That0therguy 4

Tuesday 1 November 2011 6:16

And a red light.

vi3tno_romeo 5

Monday 31 October 2011 11:42

GTA MOM!

juturnaamo 29

Monday 31 October 2011 11:51

Unless you were hurt, that's a win!

lemon_phat 11

Monday 31 October 2011 20:59

No... It's actually a fail.

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