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  EvilPotato  |  14

OP's mom- "you always got to be careful you never know when a car might come outta nowhere and get ya."

OP- "...thanks mom...".

  humorizer  |  14

I wouldn't call this an FML. I'd call it a MyLifeIsAwesome.

Few things beat being able to just smirk and feign indifference when someone proves their self wrong.

By  saIty  |  17

Mom: You know what I always wanted to tell you? A blind duck can drive better than you.
*Light turns yellow*
Mom: Shit! *Drives up to 100 mph* Fuck! I can't stop! *smashes car into car*
OP: *troll face*