Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, it was my wedding, and I live in a country that doesn't take premarital sex lightly. My wife chose the last girl I slept with to be her main bridesmaid. She doesn't know. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, my fiancé decided that we shouldn't have sex before we get married. Even though we've been doing it for years. We can't get married right now due to Covid. FML
Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
Today, I was excited because tomorrow I was going to lose my virginity. I just used the bathroom; I got my period. FML
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Top comments
leadman1989 16
Part the red sea, it's not the end of the world buddy!
saIty 17
Just wait it out, so when you guys do finally have that moment, you guys will go more hard. Also, it'll feel a lot better.
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Comments (352)
Jarvo_666 6
When the river runs red, take the dirt track ;)
purpleman321 4
Abstinence is stupid?? Man up?
blacksswan 10
This is why people like you shouldn't breed.
Mach10 0
Grow up.
TipOfTheHat 10
There are worse things... Like waiting for marriage!
Sarah__917 14
Haha haha !!!! You're totally right!!!
Harmie 0
And? A period isn't a deal breaker. Get in there bro!
Zillie 4
Unless her period just started & she has terrible cramps & is feeling generally miserable, she could always try using a menstrual cup. They allow you to have sex during her period without all the messiness. Regardless whether you get to do it or have to wait a few days, don't make her feel like shit about it. Having your period on your wedding day would suck enough as it is, & she probably feels bad about it already.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Eh, suck it up buttercup. Either **** her, period or not, or wait. Not a big deal either way (and yes I know many guys won't **** a bleeding girl... But there is a second option).
littlericht 3
Yeah do her up da bum!!!! And if u don't like da sound of dat there is always a blowie or a quick hand job!
5t3ff1k4h 47
The second option was to wait, asshole. Not every girl is into that crap. ******* pervert... twisting everything I say.
FMLsOhilarious 6
What are you complaining about? She'll be off her period in a few days.
avi1981 0
Ride the red tide! Man up!
EwanSmith 2
definitely girlfriend material here