Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, it was my wedding, and I live in a country that doesn't take premarital sex lightly. My wife chose the last girl I slept with to be her main bridesmaid. She doesn't know. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, my fiancé decided that we shouldn't have sex before we get married. Even though we've been doing it for years. We can't get married right now due to Covid. FML
Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
Today, I was excited because tomorrow I was going to lose my virginity. I just used the bathroom; I got my period. FML
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Top comments
leadman1989 16
Part the red sea, it's not the end of the world buddy!
saIty 17
Just wait it out, so when you guys do finally have that moment, you guys will go more hard. Also, it'll feel a lot better.
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Comments (352)
icic6772 0
Ultimate ****-block!!!
brun12 1
I say go for it! If it really seems so nasty just do it in the shower so you can was off right after
FunnierOnPaper 9
Know what, this can work to your advantage. Lots of times a woman isn't lubricated enough for sex the first time, especially if you're both inexperienced. Her period will take care of that issue. Just put a towel or two on the bed first.
thatdesertdude 7
Time to man up and earn those red wings! It's not that big a deal, as long as the girl is ok with it. I'm sure your honeymoon hotel room has extra towels. Virgins.....So silly.
hymenopterans 1
It sounds like it's your wife whose life is ******.
theressarina 2
Lay down a towel. After years of marriage that's what you two will end up doing anyway.
freakingabc 0
Dude. Seriously? Period sex feels amazing! So wet. Put a towel down, turn the lights off, and you will love it, trust me! Atleast that's what my boyfriend says
deequu 20
Great planning on her behalf! Just wear a condom.. Or be a nice husband an wait.. Just married and already demanding.
NAAMxLOOS 11
So you just need to wait a few more days? Damn, OP, just suck it up and wait.
dogpup4 23
Haha.. Always thought abstinence was a bit of a silly idea though.