Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, it was my wedding, and I live in a country that doesn't take premarital sex lightly. My wife chose the last girl I slept with to be her main bridesmaid. She doesn't know. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, my fiancé decided that we shouldn't have sex before we get married. Even though we've been doing it for years. We can't get married right now due to Covid. FML
Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
Today, I was excited because tomorrow I was going to lose my virginity. I just used the bathroom; I got my period. FML
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Top comments
leadman1989 16
Part the red sea, it's not the end of the world buddy!
saIty 17
Just wait it out, so when you guys do finally have that moment, you guys will go more hard. Also, it'll feel a lot better.
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Comments (352)
KiddNYC1O 22
********** in the meantime!
kudlat 1
I bet she lied to you and those herpes are flaring up like crazy
GypsyRover 0
Eat that pussy like Jeffery Dahmer! And don't forget to teach her to like it in the butt. ;-)
xcheshirecat 11
YDI for being a pussy and being afraid of some blood
xcheshirecat 11
didn't posted in reply -_-
kaykay20 0
Either wait the week out or do her from behind (in the butt if you didn't get the reference).
xcheshirecat 11
I need a guy to explain me something: how can it be more interesting to be dirty from shit than blood?
strokedturbogsxr 3
Hit her in the shitter
babyzann 0
-.-" you're married! You have a lifetime! What's a week compared to a lifetime? Are you so desperate?!
brenda83002 2
Do it in the shower!
cajekraze 7
Time to earn your red wings buddy