Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, it was my wedding, and I live in a country that doesn't take premarital sex lightly. My wife chose the last girl I slept with to be her main bridesmaid. She doesn't know. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, my fiancé decided that we shouldn't have sex before we get married. Even though we've been doing it for years. We can't get married right now due to Covid. FML
Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
Today, I was excited because tomorrow I was going to lose my virginity. I just used the bathroom; I got my period. FML
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leadman1989 16
Part the red sea, it's not the end of the world buddy!
saIty 17
Just wait it out, so when you guys do finally have that moment, you guys will go more hard. Also, it'll feel a lot better.
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Comments (352)
Dcm210 19
**** abstinent,you got test drive her before you sign your life away.
69ing_Chipmunks 9
You Sir Fire crotch, are an idiot. Learn how to spell. And who's to say they haven't had sex already anyways? You don't know when they decided to start the abstinence. Virginity and abstinence are not the same.
puppypie67 0
Seriously? "test drive" you have got to be kidding, right?
babelini 12
I bet she feels bad already, don't make her feel worse. And whats a few more days of waiting, u get to bang her for the rest of ur life.
ZebulonPike 8
With a white wedding dress? *shudder*
littlemissgrace 15
Well if they are abstinent for religious reasons, which I'm guessing they are, the bible says not to have sex at the time of the month when a woman is "unclean." Just another way that the bible tries to keep us from doing something for no good reason.
RedPillSucks 33
sigh... 2000+ years ago, there might have been a good reason. Just like the prohibition from eating pork. Lots of things have changed since then. This is why not everyone uses the bible as a literal list of what to do or not do. I know some people think they do, but really, they don't. Remember that the bible also says men who sleep with men should be killed. Apparently male homosexuality is bad, but female homosexuality is ok, since it's not explicitly banned by the bible.
Freeze_fml 17
Assuming one is abstinent for religious reasons is ignorant.
GypsyRover 0
Amen to that!
nikkij1988 0
Lol, yeah just be patient . And it def feels better right after the period is over.
thanuja 0
Ever heard of a bloody victory?
Migster 0
You make it seem like she has control over it...
Purplesnowberry 4
she does Migster. She can either work round it, or if on contraception, use that to skip a period - periods are not totally uncontrollable!
kseizzle 0
It will be okay. You have the rest of your lives to have sex, and in a few years you'll realize that it's just a natural part of life and not worth this stress. Use this time for some heavy foreplay and you'll be all kinds of worked up when it's ok to go! And I don't blame you for not wanting to get your red wings on your first time with her! She wouldn't relish that experience either when she wants to look perfect for you.
SlickWillyTFCF 5
That's the only thing that's stopping you? Pussy.
dadof2 4
AND !!!!!!!