Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, it was my wedding, and I live in a country that doesn't take premarital sex lightly. My wife chose the last girl I slept with to be her main bridesmaid. She doesn't know. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, my fiancé decided that we shouldn't have sex before we get married. Even though we've been doing it for years. We can't get married right now due to Covid. FML
Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
Today, I was excited because tomorrow I was going to lose my virginity. I just used the bathroom; I got my period. FML
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Top comments
leadman1989 16
Part the red sea, it's not the end of the world buddy!
saIty 17
Just wait it out, so when you guys do finally have that moment, you guys will go more hard. Also, it'll feel a lot better.
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Comments (352)
IslandLove 0
Wow really, too freaking bad it's not like she can't still have sex, what's wrong with you, is perfectly normal. Guess you just aren't ready for sex is what is sounds like, it's k to be scared (;
chosha_fml 27
#133 Yeah but it's their first time. it might not be the memory of that that his new wife wants.
cinderella10383 6
We are unsure if it's their first time as abstinence and virginity mean 2 very different things .. OP go for it and shower afterwards
chosha_fml 27
OP, once she is no longer too crampy, use the waiting time to fool around and build the anticipation. It's frustrating you have to wait, but it's not like can't do anything.
mileyfan17 8
You can wait. I mean you waited a long time already.
ari10 1
That incredible how did u stay abstinent that long??
Cmcnab1997 0
What the "bloody" ****!!
Salkadi 9
You do realize that only lasts a couple of days right?
Ibeatmyself 3
she has a mouth
TimysterGates 15
I see how that is annoying, but those few extra days won't really hurt that much right?
bubo_fml 11
As long as she doesn't have lock jaw or the runs...