VeganVampyre
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No, I'm not actually vegan. I am a vampire though ;)
The name is because of an amazing novel called "Suck It Up". Read it. Now. The pic is me at Hallowe'en dressed as a vampire. The second pic is the stray kitty I recently took in and who my FML is about. I hope that's why you're here because I can't imagine why else you would be.
I don't care if this is the Internet, learn proper English! The Grammar Nazis WILL come for you! Of course, I am an English major so maybe I care more than most :P
I love reading, music, volleyball, snowboarding, and rock climbing. And sarcasm. Feel free to message me now that the app has that ability! :)
"I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request." That is all. Have a nice day =)
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Beginner
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Up and coming moderator
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I moderated this!
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Socialite
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Mobility
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The rules are the rules
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Checking you out
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Tell us what happened next
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I’m your new creative director
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I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
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Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m. -
One more and it's business time
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I like your style
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Perfectionist
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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It's in the can!
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you. -
50 quality comments
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One ring to rule them all
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Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
50 favorites
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Judgmental
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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote. -
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done! -
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon. -
Tweet, tweet
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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
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The return of the thumb
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Work is a 4-letter word
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My diary is a collector's item
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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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