Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, it was my wedding, and I live in a country that doesn't take premarital sex lightly. My wife chose the last girl I slept with to be her main bridesmaid. She doesn't know. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, my fiancé decided that we shouldn't have sex before we get married. Even though we've been doing it for years. We can't get married right now due to Covid. FML
Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
Today, I was excited because tomorrow I was going to lose my virginity. I just used the bathroom; I got my period. FML
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Top comments
leadman1989 16
Part the red sea, it's not the end of the world buddy!
saIty 17
Just wait it out, so when you guys do finally have that moment, you guys will go more hard. Also, it'll feel a lot better.
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Comments (352)
lemonsquid 6
wait........
lemonsquid 6
wait........
yairbearbetch 3
She's going to bleed anyways if she's a virgin so part the red sea
Perry85 42
There's a good point to this. If she's a virgin anyway like she claims to be (I've had women lie about this) then there's going to be blood anyway so might as well do it. Unless she's cramping too....then it's no fun for either of you...:(
RedPillSucks 33
She may not be a virgin. They may have decided to be abstinent during their relationship. Stuff may have happened before that. I know lots of people in this situation.
withered 30
I just love "pussy experts" like you, who flash their ignorance about human (especially female) body on a silver plate in front of everyone. I bet you believe vaginas get looser with every sex, dicks get thinner each time and vaginas are like some sort of yogurt, which cover you penetrate with a spoon.
PeppaParis 14
That sucks balls... Oh no wait, I hope she sucks balls :P
Nguyenydapooh 5
Just do it, it's not going to kill y'all.
Chad_the_Brony 0
It takes a man to swim when the river runs red but takes a hero to drink from it.
mandee612 15
Well look at it this way, at least your FML wasn't that you were the only one abstaining! Besides, you waited all this time, you can wait a little longer right? More power to you two love birds!
Tyger44 1
Ah mate you got no choice.u guys waited this long,wait a little bit more&then nail her to the floor
jellyD 1
Baptism in blood? O:)?
nero9112 4
Go and earn your Red Wings.