Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, it was my wedding, and I live in a country that doesn't take premarital sex lightly. My wife chose the last girl I slept with to be her main bridesmaid. She doesn't know. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, my fiancé decided that we shouldn't have sex before we get married. Even though we've been doing it for years. We can't get married right now due to Covid. FML
Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
Today, I was excited because tomorrow I was going to lose my virginity. I just used the bathroom; I got my period. FML
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Top comments
leadman1989 16
Part the red sea, it's not the end of the world buddy!
saIty 17
Just wait it out, so when you guys do finally have that moment, you guys will go more hard. Also, it'll feel a lot better.
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Comments (352)
CAHughJazz 0
No period in the butt!
Pslcybn5 7
You waited this long...
RogueJedi14 1
Tap that ass anyway! That's what's towels are for
mbrooks5110 0
You can still have sex on a period put a towel under her. It's also most pleasurable during period because it's more sensitive and she's in a place to ****** harder.
chrisa7x6661 0
there's going to be blood any way so go for it
copy125 0
There's ways of getting by that my friend, very good ways indeed lol
guckylynn 19
Fiancée is female. Fiancé is male.
MaddyBrooke 0
cool .? smh
AliCat18 12
awww thats sh*t sorry. but ey you can still have sex. thats if your into that sort of thing and if you are then good for you. if she has never had sex before then she is more then likely going to bleed when you break her virginity anyways so .... Anyways hope you had an awsome wedding amd congrats. :)
NPN_Scorpio 16
Period, schmeriod. I'm sure you had you reasons to wait, but if you hadn't you'd both know sex during her period is not that big of a deal.
perdix 31
Blow jobs are a good initiation to sex. So, you get started a few days before her. Or have you guys been doing oral and anal all along?
NPN_Scorpio 16
Saddlebacking FTW!