Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, it was my wedding, and I live in a country that doesn't take premarital sex lightly. My wife chose the last girl I slept with to be her main bridesmaid. She doesn't know. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, my fiancé decided that we shouldn't have sex before we get married. Even though we've been doing it for years. We can't get married right now due to Covid. FML
Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
Today, I was excited because tomorrow I was going to lose my virginity. I just used the bathroom; I got my period. FML
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Top comments
leadman1989 16
Part the red sea, it's not the end of the world buddy!
saIty 17
Just wait it out, so when you guys do finally have that moment, you guys will go more hard. Also, it'll feel a lot better.
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Comments (352)
Puzzum 0
If the red river's a flowin, take the dirt road home
dean080589 0
Do it anyway!
2tone2bone 3
Yes you are most definitely gf material. Lol but it's there first time remember that.
vhivfe 3
So?
phil68w 5
It's only one week bro!
ImafukNskittleYO 4
how is this an FYL? FHL. She had to get MARRIED on her period. YOU just had to stand there. YDI for being selfish.
stevejobsrules 2
Seriously be a man. It'll be better for her anyway cause of all the hormones. A little messy but damn it's your wedding day
pumboc 23
what is wrong with all you people? every girl knows that you take something called the pill leading.up to your wedding day, to make sure that this doesn't happen. I'm a chick so I have every right to say it. mate, you definitely married a genius.
Daralea 21
Assuming they're abstaining for religious reasons, it is likely that they would be against the pill and other contraceptives as well
joa76 3
Even if she doesn't have religious reasons for being against the pill, some women just plain won't take them. Some have tried and it really messed with their system and so they decide to not bother with it again (and yes, they probably should just try other kinds, but it's their choice). Others are just uncomfortable with the idea of taking hormones every day. Or it's possible that she's younger and moving out of her parents' house and wouldn't have been allowed to take it (or was afraid to ask). (And before you say she wouldn't have to tell them, she would if their insurance was the only way she could pay for it.)
AcidRaen 4
Um what if they wanted to have kids later on. Taking the pill can really mess up your hormones and lessen your chances of conceiving. They can use a condom or have sex in the shower or lay down a towel
steezus 3
at least she not missing her period..
kurlyfries222 0
Have you not heard of the PILL...it lets you skip periods! No way fiancé having her period on our wedding night! Waited to long for this haha! Congrats on getting married but!!!