Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm, my boyfriend finally succeeded. It came from his car bumping up and down while we drove down a pot-holed road. FML
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jvillan87
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Back of a pickup while someone else drives next time then?
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hiyourcute
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Why do I picture you paying someone to drive you down that road every night from now on?
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jvillan87
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Back of a pickup while someone else drives next time then?
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nerdpower_fml
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Your profile pic scares the bejesus out of me.
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anorexicbarbie
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Your picture is amazing 1! You should go to one of those zombie walks.
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jvillan87
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Why thank you smoking monkey. I keep him in the basement.
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emsbitch
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your profile pic is going to be in my nightmares.
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futtbuck101
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I'll drive my limo into your pothole
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jvillan87
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Real mature 80...
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jvillan87
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Real mature 80...
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cocobulla1
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81, ikr, that was immature and I laughed at ur stupid comment! ><
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jvillan87
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Laughed at which comment 83? You damn kids and your hip young lingo...IKR?
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jvillan87
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Laughed at which comment 83? You damn kids and your hip young lingo...IKR?
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PhilMcHawk
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IKR: I know, right?!
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jvillan87
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Thanks 100. Much obliged.
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jvillan87
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Thanks 100. Much obliged.
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kay2kay
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You are on a double-posting spree!
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jvillan87
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Yeah...it's a bit ridiculous...
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jvillan87
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Yeah...it's a bit ridiculous...
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Cookie4U
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Dude nice zombie... But your eyes look human, they need to be black and void of a soul. Anyway this FML is messed up, I reckon she should have jumped on his gear stick as he drove.... not a literal gear stick I meant his Johnson
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adrianblackett
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WTF ... who doesnt kno what ikr is... lmao
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jvillan87
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This will most likely post twice so bear with me here...I didn't know what IKR means because my life doesn't revolve around Internet slang. So you can take your OMG's, LOL's, FTW's, BFF's, and IKR's and shove them up your ass.
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jvillan87
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116- Thanks for the compliment. I couldn't find a decent pair of black out contacts, so I went with red. I guess it's more of an "infected" look rather than soulless zombie.
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deathmetalkill
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jvillan, what does your shirt say?
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livin_plur
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120 I didn't know until right now, you think I would concidering I'm only 17 but like zombie man said, not everyone automatically knows the meaning of all these ridiculous word shortenings
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4thizzle20
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agreed. I didn't know until now either and I'm 17 as well so I think you(120) should get the hell off the computer once in a while
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Suicideseason5
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fail
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EatnBeef
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toys are nice
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Redneck42
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just like your dads condom
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pablo132
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haha that was fuckin funny
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RawrNom
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how the hell is orgasming a fail?! your sex life must suck!
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WillKill4Beer
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Wow!.... Sounds like ol boy isn't putting out, lol.
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jvillan87
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Back of a pickup while someone else drives next time then?
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jvillan87
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what the hell? i didn't post this twice.
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jvillan87
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what the hell? i didn't post this twice.
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btnhdude
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Agahah
that's some funny shit
that's some funny shit
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sourgirl101
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It's funny how your first post is getting thumbs up while this one is the opposite.(:
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imacreeper
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you're in denial.
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iloveboyswittats
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Sounds like you need to tell him what you like. He can't read your mind.
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Kawboy
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agree!
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sassypants93
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Now you know where you should drive more often!
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agaba
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i have that same telescope
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rockyraccoon28
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you know who else has that same telescope?
MY MOM!
MY MOM!
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sassypants93
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haha it wasn't mine. I was on Isle Royale :)
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hiyourcute
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Why do I picture you paying someone to drive you down that road every night from now on?
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imcutefml
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win
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sourgirl101
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Time to sit on the rinse cycle next. Washing clothes will have new meaning.
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sxe_beast
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Not if you own a fancy environmentally friendly front load washing machine. Our washing machines have a "Perfect Balance" mechanism that prevents them from vibrating. They're super quiet and barely move. Sitting on top of them would provide no more pleasure than sitting on the ground :/
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travisrocker
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I feel as if I just read a short advertisement.
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sourgirl101
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Awe I'm sorry.): but now you have me glad that I never upgraded my antique! lol
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enonymous
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Fuck the environment I need something that will get me off without me needing to buy it a dinner and a ruffiecolada.
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TheresNoEffingwa
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lmfao YES
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hisgirlherboy
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you killed it so hard it died to death
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traze
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You need a new man or go on more rides down this road. If ask why tell him...fuck you that's why.
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Got_any_grapes1
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Fail.
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YacL
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Now ride him like you ride his car instead of how you ride a bull. Maybe that'll help.