Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
Today, my boyfriend's dream came true; he had always wanted to break a bed during sex. The bed he broke was a heirloom in my family for 150 years. The best part? He was by himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I was up late and heard my mother and her boyfriend come home. After a full minute of bed-creaking action, I heard him exclaim, "I did it! A new record, haha!" I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML
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Top comments
Mercedes16 7
At least he broke the record. Lol
iamabamf 17
Doesn't matter, had sex.
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Comments (218)
pelon01 0
Damn that sucks girl I would you at least an hoe I got enough practice to say that confidently /) lol
jellyD 1
You have one hella awesome 120+ man!
benhd1 14
Stop and go technique Look it up op and anyone curious it works well
albsure23 3
I'd take that as a compliment that I have the best p***y around!
TheNewGuy03 29
Heh. I'm guessing that it depends on the woman, because some women made me cum super fast because it felt sooooo good, and with others, I'd go forever. So there might be something to your theory... Also, feel free to say "pussy." It's FML! |the kid|
djovahnny 3
There are numbing condoms that will make him last longer.
Kathts7 12
Aw, good for him.. Fyl though
blink978 1
Last year he cam when he put the condoms on. Moving on up!
perdix 31
Looks like he's well on his way to making it to that 7- to 13-minute sweet spot. In surveys, people prefer 7-13 minutes of sex to longer or shorter intervals. We're led to believe that lasting for hours is a good thing, when, to lots of women, it's excessive.
africanelephants 7
I think that effort deserves a gold star and a hi-5! Keep up the good work!
pinkpixie06 11
Hopefully the foreplay is awesome enough to compensate.