By user210 - 26/03/2012 03:05 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
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Mercedes16 7

At least he broke the record. Lol

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iamabamf 17

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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Comments

pelon01 0

Damn that sucks girl I would you at least an hoe I got enough practice to say that confidently /) lol

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jellyD 1

You have one hella awesome 120+ man!

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benhd1 14

Stop and go technique Look it up op and anyone curious it works well

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albsure23 3

I'd take that as a compliment that I have the best p***y around!

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TheNewGuy03 28

Heh. I'm guessing that it depends on the woman, because some women made me cum super fast because it felt sooooo good, and with others, I'd go forever. So there might be something to your theory... Also, feel free to say "pussy." It's FML! |the kid|

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djovahnny 3

There are numbing condoms that will make him last longer.

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blink978 1

Last year he cam when he put the condoms on. Moving on up!

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perdix 29

Looks like he's well on his way to making it to that 7- to 13-minute sweet spot. In surveys, people prefer 7-13 minutes of sex to longer or shorter intervals. We're led to believe that lasting for hours is a good thing, when, to lots of women, it's excessive.

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africanelephants 7

I think that effort deserves a gold star and a hi-5! Keep up the good work!

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pinkpixie06 11

Hopefully the foreplay is awesome enough to compensate.

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