Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
Today, my boyfriend's dream came true; he had always wanted to break a bed during sex. The bed he broke was a heirloom in my family for 150 years. The best part? He was by himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I was up late and heard my mother and her boyfriend come home. After a full minute of bed-creaking action, I heard him exclaim, "I did it! A new record, haha!" I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML
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Top comments
Mercedes16 7
At least he broke the record. Lol
iamabamf 17
Doesn't matter, had sex.
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Comments (218)
Ibeatmyself 3
ur still with him
afropuffjake 9
Keep up this attitude and you'll find out the bigger improvement, the point where he actually lasts a good while, came from him practicing with your best friend or even worse someone dirty.
handsfree 2
Practice makes perfect
purpleman321 4
What a fag.
Namenlos_fml 20
If it's really his record, stop being a bitch and start being supportive. If you're already being supportive, good on you. Keep at it.
NoClass666 2
Make him take two excederin before your next round. He'll shatter his record.
cynthiaijk 8
I am truly and deeply sorry for you
token_blackguy 18
Two minutes in heaven is better than one.
Rxoxdx 0
I've got a few things to say. 1. Stop being so demanding 2. It's not his fault that he is really sensitive downtown 3. He should ********** more to give him stamina 4. U r really self centered 5. 2 minutes is better than none! Try to go a month without sex, and see how hard it is(no pun intended)Just make him get a few $$ shots
charmanderCHAR 5
Really? You think asking for longer than 2 minutes is DEMANDING? You must be an AWFUL lay. Two minutes is NOT better than none. At least if you don't have any, you can **********. If you only get two minutes in, you get 'blue balls'. AND YES, WOMEN GET IT, TOO.
rey_socal 0
poor guy!