Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own... - FML

By user210 - 26/03/2012 03:05 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML

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By Sooz - 03/10/2013 01:18 - Canada - Abbotsford

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Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML

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Dreams can come true

By amiezingme - 26/07/2013 13:09 - United States - Swansboro

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Today, my boyfriend's dream came true; he had always wanted to break a bed during sex. The bed he broke was a heirloom in my family for 150 years. The best part? He was by himself. FML

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By anonymous - 11/02/2012 05:57 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2013 05:17 - United States - Pass Christian

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML

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Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2016 07:29 - United States - New Orleans

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Today, I was up late and heard my mother and her boyfriend come home. After a full minute of bed-creaking action, I heard him exclaim, "I did it! A new record, haha!" I can't get it out of my head. FML

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Bragging

By lastalittlelonger - 05/12/2009 09:07 - United States

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Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML

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Waste

By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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By Highnapple - 04/03/2015 07:55 - Canada - Sarnia

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Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML

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Quickie

By cantgetitupcantgetiton - 14/01/2010 01:02 - United States

Spicy

Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML

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Top comments

Mercedes16 7

Monday 26 March 2012 9:00

At least he broke the record. Lol

iamabamf 17

Monday 26 March 2012 9:04

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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laurenmacias 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 4:24

How long did he last when you first started

Maxcold 2

Tuesday 27 March 2012 4:54

He'll get better. Give him time.

AWhalen91 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 5:09

I hate to say it but my boyfriend only lasts that long too =(

Dommon 7

Tuesday 27 March 2012 5:17

better then one minute ;)

kp4294 2

Tuesday 27 March 2012 5:29

Time for a new boyfriend.

MMA_Canada92 7

Tuesday 27 March 2012 5:41

Poor guy, he probably thinks thats really good... :s

eunicexwu 6

Tuesday 27 March 2012 6:12

He can't sit still?

pnutbuttertaco9 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 6:46

Amazing 2 minutes right?

veghead95 6

Tuesday 27 March 2012 8:13

My boyfriend pulls out before he finishes so he can last and eats me out, and he does that for however long I want him to last (which is usually like 15 or 20 minutes). You guys should try that!

xixigirl 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 8:54

The more u do it the longer he will start lasting in this case big time if he is a newbie

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