Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
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Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
Today, my boyfriend's dream came true; he had always wanted to break a bed during sex. The bed he broke was a heirloom in my family for 150 years. The best part? He was by himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I was up late and heard my mother and her boyfriend come home. After a full minute of bed-creaking action, I heard him exclaim, "I did it! A new record, haha!" I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML
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Top comments
Mercedes16 7
At least he broke the record. Lol
iamabamf 17
Doesn't matter, had sex.
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Comments (218)
Hts777 4
That's sad
Crazberry 5
Well that deserves a round of applause at least. *Clap*... *clap*...I'm done.
steak87 1
So you just jump straight in bed, root, and that's that? Wow. How inspiring.
katcot99 11
It's better than a minute.
fmessiah 19
Don't whinge about it, make him use his tongue until you're all done, then let him enter (gently), let him thrust a bit and then make him stop, thrust, stop, thrust, stop, string him him along as long as you can bear it and then let him finish. Train him to do it how you like it, etc.
daisy963 4
Wow ...
tj4234 36
presumably you haven't had sex that often and he's still very sensitive. Try having it more, but having foreplay first :).
janeyboo07 11
Slow and steady wins the race.
wallygolf 3
Get on top and control the tempo
xStaciexLynnx 15
Bad advice.
thetoxiclion 4
Hey, lay off, go easy on a guy!
duhhduhh 0
Look on the bright side.. He's easily turned on by u.. Take it as a compliment LOL
R3TROxLOV3 32
It's only flattering if he can actually last. It doesn't matter if she turns him on if it means he orgasms in 2 minutes.