Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
Today, my boyfriend's dream came true; he had always wanted to break a bed during sex. The bed he broke was a heirloom in my family for 150 years. The best part? He was by himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I was up late and heard my mother and her boyfriend come home. After a full minute of bed-creaking action, I heard him exclaim, "I did it! A new record, haha!" I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML
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Top comments
Mercedes16 7
At least he broke the record. Lol
iamabamf 17
Doesn't matter, had sex.
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Comments (218)
kieferr 8
You can do it put your back into it... Just think of that song by ice cube and baseball..
kemando 22
Like a boss.
dselvagn 3
????
perdix 31
How is he measuring the duration? Do you keep an egg timer next to your bed?
fsimmo 0
Progress progress progress
toohottiedottie 2
He needs to practice going as long as he can while he's um 'taking care of himself'. This way he'll build stamina. Good luck!
PoserPunx 0
It's a race....the toaster vs. him. It's a challenge. ;-)
perdix 31
Sounds like you're the "practice girlfriend" he uses to develop his sex skills. Once he gets to 10 minutes, he's going to dump you for a much hotter girl who wouldn't tolerate his current poor performance.
diegoer 10
That is a big deal! Celebrate with him, he'll improve ;)
RAWRchu16 1
You know the average is less than a minute so that's pretty good. My bf (if he puts his mind to it) can last 10 or so minutes. I don't pay attention to the clock so idk.