Bragging

By lastalittlelonger - 05/12/2009 09:07 - United States

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Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
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cristiannnnnnnnn 0

he's like tea, hot n steamy done in two minutes

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LemonStarship 5

He must of been doing the Swedish helicopter for those 2 minutes.

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crazydudefrom90s 10

For some reason I was expecting the FML to end differently. "....wore him out last night. We didn't see each other last night. FML."

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Killuhk 8

I was thinking either A) he sent the text to the wrong person. B) he just really sucks. or C) you failed to pick up on his sarcasm lol

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wilber245 16

wut do u mean we shud not comit - (Sarcasm)

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Ketsuhime 0

haha this is hilarious.

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LemonStarship 5

He must of been doing the Swedish helicopter for those 2 minutes.

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redshortsx 0

major sex fail. your a lousy lay. lol

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junjunbun 28

It's more the opposite #7. She's such a good lay he's done in 2 min...

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Starfire22 5

hmmm guess that's long for him? Mine doesn't get worn out for awhile... guess he needs to work on his stamina...

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xdyingxwishx 0

Wow, I'm sorry for you, he must have like no endurance.

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