By Sooz - 03/10/2013 01:18 - Canada - Abbotsford

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Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
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Dodge4x4Ram 46

that's progress, support the guy

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Harpy20 24

Talk to him about it if it's really a problem for you. Maybe he could get you off first, before he goes for the bronze. (I would say 'gold' but unless he was rocking your world in that minute, he doesn't deserve a medal.)

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

that's progress, support the guy

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sniken 14

Although progress is progress, that's a shockingly small amount of progress. Where was he at the beginning of those six months? Ejaculation @ pants down? Zip down? belt off? Poor fella!

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Time for... Kegel exercises?

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icyhottt 11

I'm not sure whether i should try to celebrate with you or feel bad t.t

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kyu_Q 19

YDI. Op sex is a two way street. what have you been doing to helo him get better? there are numbing agents, masturbation before sex . the second "nut" usually takes much longer so a bj before sex might help. in a relationship if you want things to go well you have to invest the effort.

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Damian95 16

This FML makes my heart hurt :(

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GwennaRose 22

This may be an incredibly ignorant question, (I'm ready for the down votes and "google it" answers) but does this situation happen often? Or rather, does "finishing quickly" happen to a lot of guys?

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OochenSnoochen 15

I'd love to answer your question but I never get any…

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TheBrochure 22

#75 - It is the most common ******-related problem for men. It has been reported to happen in between 25% and 35% of men, not necessarily all the time, but many have reported periods in their lives or recent years where it has become a prevalent issue.

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CocaColaPepsi 13

I don't think he doubled his time from 30 seconds to one minute, so vu can't just double it every six months... sorry for the douche sounding comment.

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timakinz 21

It seems you care about him enough to have endured that long. But he needs to know that if he doesn't try to find a solution, you will end up looking for satisfaction elsewhere.

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hellbilly205 17

Yea if you base relationships on just sex...

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dawnimus 21

Relationships aren't just about sex, but in the majority of adult relationships, it is an important factor. Finding someone sexually attractive and wanting to share that intimacy with them is what makes a relationship different to just being good friends. Dissatisfaction will eventually lead to resentment and that will cause them problems elsewhere in their relationship. They need to talk about this.

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SmokinGuns 13

If she leaves him or worse, cheats on him, because of something stupid like that then he'd be better off, but you could simply let him finish then have him please you in other ways. Sex is never everything.

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rhevenge 19

I've been married for 2 years and been together 3. sadly he gets of really easily thank god not 5 mins. I wouldn't leave him just cuz sometimes he gets before me, but then at least he is nice enough to get me off or I can use a toy. no. relationships aren't all about sex but damn is an ****** good during sex!

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kyu_Q 19

sex is a two way street. what ever happened to equality of the sexes. Where does it say it's the man's job to be good at sex. More women need to be proactive in their pleasure. sharing with your partner what pleases you will make things better for the both persons. Kudos to OP for sticking in there. Sex is not everything. But since she seems to enjoy it she should make finding ways for him to get better something they can do together.

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sallyallymoo 7

You need to experiment! Play with some of the eucalyptus flavor numbing gels and more foreplay! Fyl indeed but if you both work on it you can have more fun:-)

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

your full of good idea's

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Harpy20 24

Talk to him about it if it's really a problem for you. Maybe he could get you off first, before he goes for the bronze. (I would say 'gold' but unless he was rocking your world in that minute, he doesn't deserve a medal.)

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NoFlippinWai 24

Well, at least it didnt take him a year. It will get better. Apparently, you like something else about him or he wouldnt have made it to 6 monthes.

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Horris 3

Passive aggression only adds stress to him.

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graceinsheepwear 33

Yeah, twice now, apparently. Maybe take some time to think before the next one.

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