Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
Today, my boyfriend's dream came true; he had always wanted to break a bed during sex. The bed he broke was a heirloom in my family for 150 years. The best part? He was by himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I was up late and heard my mother and her boyfriend come home. After a full minute of bed-creaking action, I heard him exclaim, "I did it! A new record, haha!" I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML
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Top comments
Mercedes16 7
At least he broke the record. Lol
iamabamf 17
Doesn't matter, had sex.
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Comments (218)
1zacster 0
"was the best 32 seconds of mt life"
lolipop1234_fml 7
Oh you poor thing :(
sorrowsangel89 1
Oh goodness, u must really love him
anarchistpunk 3
Why don't you just buy him some of those male enhancement pills? Don't some enhance stamina? At least thats what the ads say on the **** sites. I don't know, just a suggestions.
MrGroovy28 7
Those enhancement pills are for men over the age of 21 technically. And if this kid is a teenager he does not need to have that shit in his body. He obviously is at a novice stage in his sexual encounters. But at least we now know you browse pornography sites frequently.
benhd1 14
Don't act like you don't Besides you have to be blind to miss those ads
NoisyNykkii 10
137- If you don't watch **** a lot, then how do you know a lot about them pills, hmmmm?
lively12 0
Tell him to control his breathing, That way he can last longer than 15 mins. :)
phantumgrey 6
Foreplay plays a very important role in lasting time. Chicks these days need to dick more suck.
itstreeee 2
Sucks to be you :/
MsMindblowing 0
duckface
daphne111 5
Today, my fiancé forbade me from wearing a bikini in the BEACH because guys might check me out. FML.
fcrnnngbck25 0
What a winner!