Quickie

By cantgetitupcantgetiton - 14/01/2010 01:02 - United States

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Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML
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Anonymous874598 0
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Have you tried sucking his dick before sex ?

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CallMeHush 0
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What is he like 90?

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Shyman4ever 0
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justmeagirl 0
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sounds like a medical problem, or a psychological/psychiatric one. Or he's on antidepressants.

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Anonymous874598 0
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Have you tried sucking his dick before sex ?

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picturescrazy 24
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In this case, you better hope it takes him a godawful long time getting it up ;D Fuck both your lives, though ): Hopefully he's not a young guy with ED. That'd suck to go downhill early.

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skeemo 0
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ummmm... tried sex for dummies?

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d119 0
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um porn might help.

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GiddyXD 0
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LMFAO dude! but. true dat.

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11wanda11 6
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ohh man that sucks, you need a new boyfriend!

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ChanceBell 13
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OP does not need a new boyfriend just because of that reason. No one likes those shallow people who dumps others because of reasons like that.

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letschat6 5

LOL!!! 

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lokar_ogar 11
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#8 thats terrible.

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pariah_scene 3
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Please do us all a favor 8 and come back from 1950 and into modern times >.>

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happypapp12 0
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First woop woop!!!!

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CallMeHush 0
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What is he like 90?

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shopaholic03xx 0
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aww:/ try dressing up in something naughty. you have to keep the sex spark lit

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