By notthebesttime - 13/10/2012 12:04

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 774
You deserved it 3 727

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perdix 29

What an idiot! He should be thankful you didn't bite.

What an idiot!


Blow him off!

You should have bitten him.

megusta3 5

Someone should hit you. In the face. With a hammer.

afallingstar 22

That's what I would have done...never mess with someone who's got your penis in their mouth

39 - that would make a great pumper sticker!!!

Well, he's a jerk. And he's got some nerve upsetting the person with his penis in their mouth. Either that, or he's just incredibly stupid. I feel you, OP. FYL

dragonstrike94 8

Haha your pic and your comment

The fact that he's that stupid shows that you're too smart for him anyway.

Honestly, how did you resist the urge to NOT bite it?! Some men are so stupid! >.

I'm not sure why this is getting thumbed down, I thought it was a decent pun

spiritfang11237 16

71- a pumper sticker is a sticker girls stick on their rumps for the time when guys do them from behind. They usually have cute, funny sayings and some are flavored. Well that or a misspelling of bumper stickers....

Knightchaser27 25

138-Is that something people actually do?

spiritfang11237 16

141- No. I was making a joke but i dont think people found it funny.

What a prick

What an idiot!

She should have bitten his dick off.

Because genital mutilation is always a justified response to a bad break up situation.

She could have played it off as shock. "I just bit down in surprise!!"

you_failed 15

More like a complete jerkoff!

You're better off without him. What a douche bag.

perdix 29

What an idiot! He should be thankful you didn't bite.

That would hurt. No one should break up with someone while they are getting pleasured. That's just asking for trouble. It's good you didn't bite him and its good you didn't finish. You should have probably slapped him though. He's and idiot and you deserve better.

No shit. The whole point of biting him would be to hurt him for being an inconsiderate asshole.

No kidding! If I were a guy the last thing I would want to do would be to piss someone off when they're in a good position to do a lot of harm.

afallingstar 22

give him physical pain for your emotional pain

Or OP could have gotten him almost off then bite him. Blue balls on top of a sore shaft.

dragonstrike94 8

No a sore shaft on top of blue balls . Did you skip anatomy class :3

Nabee143 3

59 Your baby is ADORABLE!

She should've bitten him. I definitely would've. And a punch in the nuts. :)

She should have twisted his family jewels

She should of! I don't understand how she resisted the urge to NOT hurt his manhood!

62 - Lol I meant it like one pain on top of another :P 91 - THANK YOU :D

el11 1

I would of done it!

yousuck44 11

No she should have stomped him in the nuts. XD

I was going to say something along the lines of not pissing someone off that has the ability to decapitate my second head, but it looks like that's already been covered. That dumbass shouldn't breed, there's already plenty of stupid to go around!

Please if i was her it aint gonna be called manhood anymore. Hey atleast he would make a great opera singer XD

Wow what an asshole.

wlddog 14

Wrong side. Your thinking of the word "dick".

What an idiot. If he can't figure that out, then he's got some major issues.

cranker08 10

Idiot. Should have ended with a punch to his nut sack !

That's sucks. And not in the good way either.

loserboii 11

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hopsinlove17 26

She just got dumped. No happy ending for him.

Obviously biased..

Obviously he's being sarcastic. It's still not funny though.

OP is inconsiderate? If the guy is so desperate to "finish" he can give just jack off by himself. And how is it not inconsiderate to plan to break up with someone but first have them give you a ********?

lol, if you're going to use "big words" then please use them correctly.

What big words?

Instead of "inconsiderant", he should've used "inconsiderate", which is be correct term. But if you're gonna be a grammar Nazi, please do it correctly.

loserboii 11

At llamafish i was being sarcastic, but i forgot it's hard for people like you to detect sarcasm.

It's not exactly easy to detect sarcasm on the Internet for anyone.

57- Maybe you should take your own advice. "Which is be correct term"

Inconsiderate is a big word now? Oh god....

MizzErikaHart 8

It's kind of big, 14 letters.

iarefatal 9

Inconsiderate has 13 letters, not 14... Does this make me a basic elementary math nazi?

Sadly yes... But it also makes you smart, compared to general society.

Well i should have known it would be a big word for you. You're a blonde

Don't forget the balls next time.