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What an idiot! He should be thankful you didn't bite.

What an idiot!


Blow him off!

You should have bitten him.

Someone should hit you. In the face. With a hammer.

That's what I would have done...never mess with someone who's got your penis in their mouth

39 - that would make a great pumper sticker!!!

Well, he's a jerk. And he's got some nerve upsetting the person with his penis in their mouth. Either that, or he's just incredibly stupid. I feel you, OP. FYL

Haha your pic and your comment

The fact that he's that stupid shows that you're too smart for him anyway.

Honestly, how did you resist the urge to NOT bite it?! Some men are so stupid! >.

I'm not sure why this is getting thumbed down, I thought it was a decent pun

71- a pumper sticker is a sticker girls stick on their rumps for the time when guys do them from behind. They usually have cute, funny sayings and some are flavored. Well that or a misspelling of bumper stickers....

138-Is that something people actually do?

141- No. I was making a joke but i dont think people found it funny.

What a prick

What an idiot!

You dodged two bullets OP. For one, he is an idiot. If he had any intelligence, he would have at least waited until you were finished. Second, he is an insensitive douche who wanted to take advantage of you one last time. You are better off without him.

She should have bitten his dick off.

Because genital mutilation is always a justified response to a bad break up situation.

She could have played it off as shock. "I just bit down in surprise!!"

More like a complete jerkoff!

You're better off without him. What a douche bag.

What an idiot! He should be thankful you didn't bite.

That would hurt. No one should break up with someone while they are getting pleasured. That's just asking for trouble. It's good you didn't bite him and its good you didn't finish. You should have probably slapped him though. He's and idiot and you deserve better.

No shit. The whole point of biting him would be to hurt him for being an inconsiderate asshole.

No kidding! If I were a guy the last thing I would want to do would be to piss someone off when they're in a good position to do a lot of harm.

give him physical pain for your emotional pain

Or OP could have gotten him almost off then bite him. Blue balls on top of a sore shaft.

No a sore shaft on top of blue balls . Did you skip anatomy class :3

59 Your baby is ADORABLE!

She should've bitten him. I definitely would've. And a punch in the nuts. :)

She should have twisted his family jewels

She should of! I don't understand how she resisted the urge to NOT hurt his manhood!

62 - Lol I meant it like one pain on top of another :P 91 - THANK YOU :D

I would of done it!

No she should have stomped him in the nuts. XD

I was going to say something along the lines of not pissing someone off that has the ability to decapitate my second head, but it looks like that's already been covered. That dumbass shouldn't breed, there's already plenty of stupid to go around!

Please if i was her it aint gonna be called manhood anymore. Hey atleast he would make a great opera singer XD

Wow what an asshole.

Wrong side. Your thinking of the word "dick".

What an idiot. If he can't figure that out, then he's got some major issues.

Idiot. Should have ended with a punch to his nut sack !

That's sucks. And not in the good way either.

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She just got dumped. No happy ending for him.

Obviously biased..

Obviously he's being sarcastic. It's still not funny though.

OP is inconsiderate? If the guy is so desperate to "finish" he can give just jack off by himself. And how is it not inconsiderate to plan to break up with someone but first have them give you a blow job?

lol, if you're going to use "big words" then please use them correctly.

What big words?

Instead of "inconsiderant", he should've used "inconsiderate", which is be correct term. But if you're gonna be a grammar Nazi, please do it correctly.

At llamafish i was being sarcastic, but i forgot it's hard for people like you to detect sarcasm.

It's not exactly easy to detect sarcasm on the Internet for anyone.

57- Maybe you should take your own advice. "Which is be correct term"

Inconsiderate is a big word now? Oh god....

It's kind of big, 14 letters.

Inconsiderate has 13 letters, not 14... Does this make me a basic elementary math nazi?

Sadly yes... But it also makes you smart, compared to general society.

Well i should have known it would be a big word for you. You're a blonde

Don't forget the balls next time.