Sex, Awkward, Break-ups and Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best...

By notthebesttime - 13/10/2012 12:04

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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By kenken5 - 19/06/2019 01:51

Today, I had my first sexual experience since going through a rough break up a month ago. The guy finished after 60 seconds of a blow job and then didn’t return the favor. FML

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By anonymous - 12/12/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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By anonymous - 02/11/2015 03:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't finish, so I tried a handjob. In the end he kind of pushed my hand away so he could finish himself off. FML

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perdix 29

Saturday 13 October 2012 19:22

What an idiot! He should be thankful you didn't bite.

vcapelo 19

Saturday 13 October 2012 19:21

What an idiot!

Comments

musicXisXlove 4

Sunday 14 October 2012 20:54

Should have taken a bite haha

laurenluvsyeww 0

Sunday 14 October 2012 21:53

Should've bit him there, and kicked his balls!

AgaveLoco 5

Sunday 14 October 2012 21:55

You had your balls in your hand You should had explain why you not finished while squeezing his balls

Bludmagnus 13

Sunday 14 October 2012 22:15

Best comment on here. I agree.

aj94w 4

Sunday 14 October 2012 22:08

Shoulda took a bite.

Bludmagnus 13

Sunday 14 October 2012 22:19

Wait? Your now ex wouldn't happen to be Ashton Kutcher, by any chance??

justhanging 6

Sunday 14 October 2012 23:55

Congratulations, MsKati, on being one of the very few sane people on here. This site seems to be full of people that would shoot someone for disrespecting them.