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#1, I thought the guy trying to share the urinal at the mall was even more messed up than this thing -- and that was just from earlier today.

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I'm trying to imagine how this went down. "Honey, I love you and want to spend the rest of my life... Well no.... Honey, you mean everything to me and I think.... No, that's not true either.. I don't even know why we're together. I think i'ts time to break up."

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#6 yeah I literally have no clue how the hell does that happen? I wonder if he had to intention to do that when he first proposed!

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"[OP's name], over the time we've been together, you've made me a very happy man. Knowing you has caused me to know myself better. I've enjoyed our time together immensely, and I want us to enjoy the rest of our lives with nothing but happiness. Separately."

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he's an asshole. shame on him for ruining a moment for you. here's to a new guy and a kick ass proposal! *clinks glasses*

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Sometimes you need to stare down the barrel of commitment to realize that you'd really rather just focus on WoW.

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#3 OP probably misinterpreted his break-up speech as a proposal and he is not a dick because it was face to face.

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#4 comments that are begging for immediate demolition are usually pretty easy to spot and this one is asking for a rapid death.

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*gets down on one knee* see i have this ring here and i wanna marry you. but i dont. as a matter of fact i wanna break up with you all together soo.....i guess ill see you around......

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more like he started off talking about all the good things about OP how she is a wonderful person yadda yadda. which OP MISTOOK as the beginning of a proposal. when in fact the guy was just trying to let her down easy

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He sounds like a very confused person of you ask me - I know it's not much consolation but at least he got cold feet before you spent a lot of money on a wedding.

Wow, did that involve him getting down on one knee and offering you a diamond ring as a parting gift? Did you also get a year's supply of Rice-A-Roni and a home version of the game?

"Hey uhhhh...*gets on one knee* will you break up with me?"*runs out of way of angry ex, takes all belongings, and leaves.

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