Today, while my husband and I are both stuck in the bathroom from food poisoning, our 3-year-old son is taking advantage of his freedom. All I can hear is banging noises and wild laughter. I'm afraid to leave the bathroom. FML
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NoWayLady
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Paranormal activity 6?
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pinkalicious224
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Call someone to come pick him up. Then you and your husband can get well and clean up the messes he made.
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NoWayLady
| 13
Paranormal activity 6?
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Inheritance
| 10
No no this means hell for OP and her husband. But bright side you can open up a can of whoop-ass when you get off the pot!
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Potterfreakk
| 6
This kind of reminds me of Donnie from The Wild Thornberrys.
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XxFA1LxX
| 4
I think so.
I feel like there might need to be a follow-up FML after this one.
I feel like there might need to be a follow-up FML after this one.
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Celina_Lune
| 20
What happened in Paranormal Activity 5 then?!
... Something is going on here....
... Something is going on here....
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science_nerd
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I wouldn't be surprised, by the way they've already put out for of them with the same damn storyline/ scary scene
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jackal181
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I hope to god that they stop making the paranormal activity travesties.
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ryry013
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No no no, this is Paranormal Activity 9, where the demons give the adults food poisoning then possess the kids.
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natty098
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First there needs to be a Paranormal Activity 5
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Kaykay2565
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It's like having thing one running rampade through your apartment, atleast thing two isn't there!
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oneforceone
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You don't know that thing 2 isn't there....
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Llama_Face89
| 33
Rampade? You mean rampant? Or rampage?.
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isum21
| 20
I'd say that food poisoning is a good cause of number 2. and it causes two things lel.
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SqueakyChipmunk
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He found the party canon.
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
Party Canon = Kid's name for a gun (IMO)
Why am I being thumbed down?
Edit: Oh yeah, I forgot that term was used in MLP:FiM.
Why am I being thumbed down?
Edit: Oh yeah, I forgot that term was used in MLP:FiM.
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iOceanus
| 18
Give up before you get more thumb downs. xD Apparently, people don't like your post.
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WearingHats
| 14
Swing and a miss Chipmunk.
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SqueakyChipmunk
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Yeah, I do that sometimes.
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BulldogHoops
| 14
I hear Kodak is much more affordable.
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
What's MLP?!
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white16sox
| 19
91, My Little Pony.
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
Oh. Thanks. Shit, from the context I knew it was bad, but not THAT bad.
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pinkalicious224
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Call someone to come pick him up. Then you and your husband can get well and clean up the messes he made.
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ImaginaryFoe
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This is by far the best approach. Worst case scenario is the boy hurts himself and neither parent is in a position to react quickly or get him care. He could turn on the stove and start a fire or burn himself. Even the mildest scenarios involve having to feed him, attend to his toilet, clean up after him, etc.
If you're not up to minding him, call a friend, neighbour, or family member to come look after him until you're on your feet again. Toddlers need supervision and ill people need rest. We all need a little help sometimes.
If you're not up to minding him, call a friend, neighbour, or family member to come look after him until you're on your feet again. Toddlers need supervision and ill people need rest. We all need a little help sometimes.
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1happymummy
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I know when im ill I literally have no one to look after my two year old so I just have to do the best I can, im lucky I dont get ill very often but its horrible when I do
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Darkmagic666
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That's what 4 said
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Carmstro
| 13
Wow I was going to say that OP might not be able to do so because they might just be retching non-stop or something, but then I realized that they had time to post this to FML.
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Potterfreakk
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get a babysitter??
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
"Hello? I need a--*BLARRRG*--babysitter. When can--*BLARRG*-- you get here?"
Seems legit.
Seems legit.
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MormonPornstar
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If somebody asked me to sit their kid while they took a shit... I would walk away with no reply
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JJJJJakkkkeee
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If you hear a loud crash and then silence, he probably went through a window.
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Fairclough
| 8
or his the new dennis the menace
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GypsyRover
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Kids will be kids! Take the time to enjoy it now! Before you know it,that precious stage is gone forever. Sorry you're sick op.
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darwinism
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Once the noises and laughter stops...then it's time to worry! Until then...good luck
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onlychildFTW
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Yeah he's pretty much right. As long as there isn't screaming or a loud thud and silence. You are good OP. but good poising sucks OP. hope you guys get better.
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darwinism
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You may actually be a genuine victim of autocorrect. How does "good poising" suck? I always thought if you had bad equilibrium it was not good. Anyway, I doubt that OP and her husband had a good poise in their state with the food poisoning.
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skippymagee
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Ah the terrible threes. He is just having a little fun.
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Scarshadow101
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*terrible two's.
Three year olds are just...trying to adapt, for lack of a better term.
Three year olds are just...trying to adapt, for lack of a better term.
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BubbleGrunge
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Nope-three year olds are actually much more of a challenge than two year olds. Their independence is broadening, therefore it's much like having a 3 ft teenager in the house.
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andiewithlove
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It is most definitely terrible threes. According to my mother, when I was two I was "a little angel".....Then I turned three. She took me to a pizza parlor once and I walked up to another girl clearly older than I and slapped her as hard as my little three year old arm would let me. Why? Because she was at MY candy dispenser.
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elletex
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When I was three, I met Neil Armstrong while at the airport with mother, and when she tried to explain to me that he had walked on the moon, I stared him down and called him a liar to his face. My family has never allowed me to live that down.
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Demonfish
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Oh how I miss those days, when causing chaos and destruction only brought down the wrath of parents, rather than the wrath of the law... :P