By anonymous - 12/12/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
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ohmandapants 16

I hope you firmly planted your foot up his ass afterwards.

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rexgar2000 10

you couldn't just walk over there? you sat there and took it didn't you? no lo puedo creer...

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n_epic_fail 14

You forgot an "ex" before "boyfriend."(yes, I got it right today) I don't see why you stayed on the line. You should have kicked his ass off that chair.

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twifan1901 0

I know op you couldn't have walked over to the next room and been like wtf?

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LightningCactus 12

I used to be brave, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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LolFMLnot 10

You should've went to the next room, stand behind him and said "excuse me" . Once he turned around you should've bitch slap him!

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rahavan 15

I had a boyfriend who had someone else txt me to say that we were through. So I understand how you feel. Some men just take longer to grow a pair. Until then just view relationships as practice for the real thing.

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graham11 14

Is there such thing as a nice break up speech said by a coward who can't even walk into the next room and recite it in person?

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aceman1992 9

Did he pull a peter griffin and pretend he was somewhere else while using the house phone?

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Boomshadow 3

I'm confused. Did he walk to the next room and then call you? Who does that?

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EvilPotato 14

5 how the **** could this FML possibly confuse you, alas the smart human are a dying race.

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kbt13 0

"the smart human 'are' a dying race" indeed

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EvilPotato 14

My bad accendentaly clicked send, damn iPhones, as I was about to say was, why did you emphasize the 'are' in my statement.

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mk58 31

I believe 44 was pointing out that the use of "are" was incorrect in your statement. It's supposed to be "is" since "the smart human" is singular.

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

He meant because the human needs to be plural to use are in the sentence. But I found it as ironic humor xD Edit: well 63, this is awkward.... I did not see your post xD

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ohmandapants 16

I hope you firmly planted your foot up his ass afterwards.

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Dandeska 7

Hope karma gets dickheads like these u know? Strike them with lightning or smth

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ohmandapants 16

I don't think OP should wait around for karma.

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SandiRainbowFish 20

I think OP should take it upon herself to be sure that "karma" gets him back...in the form of her boot up his ass.

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baseballplaya5 7

That's usually when you punch him in the face

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aceman1992 9

9- Are you ******* crazy? You sound insane.

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CoolRainbowdash 15

You sound nice

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Buttsexpirate 9

"I know baby, but my unwillingness to face you shows how uncommitted I was. Now if you please, go out the window to your left. I don't want my roommate to find out you were here."

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missamazinggg 12

"but please try not to make the car alarm go off"

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Minecraftering 5

Oh, and can we have some buttsecks first? C-c-c-combo breaker!

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

Wait, im confused.. Was this before or after he cried in the fetal position OP?

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Icecream93 4

Was this the guy she met at the pool while wearing a seethrough swimsuit?

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SandiRainbowFish 20

Or maybe he broke up with her because he was embarrassed that he spilled soup all over her.

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mom2pen 4

Whose house were you at? Chase him out of there.

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