By anonymous - 12/12/2011 00:01 - United States
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Coward.
I used to be brave, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
You should've went to the next room, stand behind him and said "excuse me" . Once he turned around you should've bitch slap him!
I had a boyfriend who had someone else txt me to say that we were through. So I understand how you feel. Some men just take longer to grow a pair. Until then just view relationships as practice for the real thing.
Does it matter?
Is there such thing as a nice break up speech said by a coward who can't even walk into the next room and recite it in person?
haha epic
Did he pull a peter griffin and pretend he was somewhere else while using the house phone?
I'm confused. Did he walk to the next room and then call you? Who does that?
5 how the fuck could this FML possibly confuse you, alas the smart human are a dying race.
"the smart human 'are' a dying race" indeed
You confuse me, why did you empasize
My bad accendentaly clicked send, damn iPhones, as I was about to say was, why did you emphasize the 'are' in my statement.
I believe 44 was pointing out that the use of "are" was incorrect in your statement. It's supposed to be "is" since "the smart human" is singular.
He meant because the human needs to be plural to use are in the sentence. But I found it as ironic humor xD Edit: well 63, this is awkward.... I did not see your post xD
Ouch, he's a cowardly ass.
I hope you firmly planted your foot up his ass afterwards.
Hope karma gets dickheads like these u know? Strike them with lightning or smth
I don't think OP should wait around for karma.
I think OP should take it upon herself to be sure that "karma" gets him back...in the form of her boot up his ass.
That's usually when you punch him in the face
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Show it anywayThat's pretty hot ;)
9- Are you fucking crazy? You sound insane.
"I know baby, but my unwillingness to face you shows how uncommitted I was. Now if you please, go out the window to your left. I don't want my roommate to find out you were here."
Oh, and can we have some buttsecks first? C-c-c-combo breaker!
Wait, im confused.. Was this before or after he cried in the fetal position OP?
Or maybe he broke up with her because he was embarrassed that he spilled soup all over her.
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Coward.
I hope you firmly planted your foot up his ass afterwards.