By Imgonnahaveabf - 05/01/2012 12:06 - United States

Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 381
You deserved it 3 603

Same thing different taste

Top comments

FortuneCookie3 1

Guess it's the dog who gets the last laugh...


Thanks for the help captain obvious! We couldn't have done it without you.

mcmadbat 3

Op can laugh when the dog isn't around

Speak for yourself #16 I'm sure most if us would have gotten it regardless and as for you OP, first of all :) I'm sorry about you current predicament. Perhaps you could replace your laugh with the infamous Lol :) ?

I guess the dog has no sense of humor...

HubbaBubba259_fml 0

If you laugh like the kid from the Simpsons, I can't blame your dog...

enonymous 8

New dog needing to be petted and fed... This is no laughing matter...

CondomSense 4

That's what I do when my dog barks.. keeps the alpha status in your home.

CondomSense 4

LOL, good on you. Kill the beast! Strike its damned heart!!

CondomSense 4

MrPhucked, are you not a native English speaker..?

Kick the dog if he attacks you. Then he'll learn you're the boss.

GovernorGeneral 8

Maybe OPs parents hate his/her laugh :D

Next time it attacks shove your finger up his bum and it will calm down

sinking_fish 12

83- you know from personal experience? I don't wanna try unless it's proven. -.-

I wonder if op laughs like Thurnis Haley.

#84 I wouldn't want to try even if it's proven...

sinking_fish 12

94- I don't know of anyone that would. :p

84- yeah it works on every type of bitch

FortuneCookie3 1
markrs 0

What a nice dog :) protecting his/her owners from too much carbon-dioxide from your obnoxious laughs :)

Poser1337 5

Use it as a science project. P.S. Is the kid that throws paper down girls shirts in your class?

AlaskanEskimo34 0

The dog sounds like ******* Hitler.

CoolRainbowdash 15
AlaskanEskimo34 0

Did you get it from Michael Vick?

AlaskanEskimo34 0

^Thumbed myself down, that even offended me.

I love getting buried. Sometimes I do it on purpose. It's my fetish. :3

116: wow you offended yourself, that's.. well odd

AlaskanEskimo34 0

Guess it's the dog who gets the last laugh...

Poser1337 5

I'm guessing for you it's not a laughing matter.

D37H100 5

You must have an annoying laugh.

GoW_Chick 14

Op's dog "canine get a break without your barking laughter you bitch!"

Yeah! You should get your laughbox replaced or removed (+1 for reference)

That sucks. :( But maybe as it gets to know you more and more and get adjusted to it's new settings it'll stop doing it.

Poser1337 5

Nope. I'd go with, A. The dog is mean. B. Their laugh sounds like a howler monkey.

Quit laughing at the dog. That's not very nice.

giowu 0

Well that ******* sucks, kill that bitch >:]

8 - Do the world a favor and test the method on yourself first. I suggest arsenic injection.

DeadxManxWalking 27
xbrit551 13

"mom, I'm about to laugh go get the muzzle!"

i think he meant get the muzzle for himself so he cant laugh anymore ._. its a joke...?

I think an awesome muzzie would work as well.

DeadxManxWalking 27