By notthebesttime - 13/10/2012 12:04

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML
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perdix 29

What an idiot! He should be thankful you didn't bite.

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Rosie_Posie43 12

I don't understand why he would think dumping someone while his dick is in their face is a good break up

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Angelrose2004 17

"...while his dick is in their face..." Very clever wording, madam!

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ICastillo 24

It's not that's not a good break up it just a bad idea all around.

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jem970 19

No, she answered that in the FML. Read please. And why should she anyway? The guy is a class-A asshole.

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megusta3 5

Moral of the story: Give better ********.

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twiztedone 19

Should've bit done on that **** and let him know what's up! Dude was an idiot to break up with you during head! So many things you could've done!

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kevingidd 0

Well i would let u suck me off and not break up with u

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Shrike 23

You hear that, everyone? Well, I guess it's hard not to - it's the Virgin Alarm shattering our eardrums.

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SenselessPattern 12

We're going to need new batteries if it keeps going off all the time like this.

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Jaxx66 21

Or we will just run out of batteries 63! With all the dumped OP's lately needing to fuel their ******.

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USAF_girl 3

Just cuz it has a hole doesn't mean you should stick it in :-P

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MakeTodayADTR 20

Probably not the best way to propose breakup sex...

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