By notthebesttime - 13/10/2012 12:04

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML
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perdix 29

What an idiot! He should be thankful you didn't bite.

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the_true_batman 10

What really disturbs me is how many comments are saying you should have used violence... what is wrong with people?

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mattr1700 0

Would you rather him tell you after you finished?

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agtxero 2

Maybe your oral skills are lacking ???

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Szaszaspasz 26

I thought "Blue Balls" was a phallacy.

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bekkyjane 3

Translation - 'Please I would like some teeth with your fabulous bj!'

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Kilv 13

Luckily for you, this could have turned out to be a sticky situation

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