By notthebesttime - 13/10/2012 12:04

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML
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perdix 29

What an idiot! He should be thankful you didn't bite.

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Techtacular 0

Perfect time to punch him in the junk. Sorry, OP.

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slickchrome 11

Who in their right mind breaks up with someone while that someone has their dick in their hand!

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umyeahh 13

I don't understand why girls would want to put that in their mouths.. Blech

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AlexRen 21

This guy is stupid. He broke up with you before you even finished he could've done it afterwards.

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LiquidKumStainz 2

haha...you should have finished, spat it in his face, and softly whisper "you can keep this..." in his ear. That would have been EPIC!!

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kta817 1

OMG!! What a stupid ass! I like getting a ******* too much to even think of saying anything like that!! Especially at that time!

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StephenStills 6

Sure know how to pick a winner. :)

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