By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
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misspulkadot24 17

Classy. Is it really that hard to say it (NOT sing it) one on one? Seems like people are getting more and more juvenile.

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lucy_hewitt15 6

Tough luck... You can do better!

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gc327072 30

I'm gonna beatbox a reply: *BOOM-BA-BOOM* yea OP forget about that a-hole! *A-BOO-BA-DO* *imitates record scratching*

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gc327072 30

Oh, someone gave me a -1 vote? Allow me to even that out! ;)

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Crlnprz 11

#8 im gonna thumb u down just to tr0ll

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gc327072 30

Lol go ahead, I seem to attract the bad thumbs. -_-

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Boygenius50 8

YOU'RE GETTING THUMBED DOWN BECAUSE YOU'RE COMMENTING ABOUT GETTING THUMBED DOWN.

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atitud3 12

His break up is just as classy as the guy who broke up with his girlfriend over a game of Draw Something.

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Awsumuzzie 12

Everyone on this thread, besides the OP of the thread, is getting thumbed down. This is a cursed comment.

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mintcar 9

What an asshole, he could have at least sang it in a cappella.

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habest 2

This dude wrote her a song! Can't get better than that!

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SamanthaCassieL 10

I hope it was good. If not, that's an even bigger slap in the face. Sorry for your luck OP

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misspulkadot24 17

Classy. Is it really that hard to say it (NOT sing it) one on one? Seems like people are getting more and more juvenile.

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d_unsub 12

And i thought that all the girls wanted a song dedicated to them

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Or, you know, do it in person if it isn't long distance.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Thats what ya get when the world revolves on Facebook and texting.

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A7XCamaro 19

Well in all fairness rapping isn't singing.

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gc327072 30

Uh oh, here comes the whole "is rapping singing?" debate. Brb, goin get popcorn.

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gc327072 30

Really? He sounds like a fine gentleman.

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ruabadfishtoo 0

What is this 'doushe' you speak of? Sounds like an exquisite cheese.

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Psych101 9

Urban Dictionary definition of doushe- The wrong way to spell DOUCHE. Commonly used by immature kids trying to sound cool in online fights.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Haha. I love Urban Dictionary.

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Voldy_fml 16

24: Your comments are pretty damn stupid and you suck at sarcasm. Just saying, so that you'd stop embarrassing yourself.

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Dinger1992 3

If he raps in the breakup he's probably not even worth your time.

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Shadomasta 5

74 tricked me.....I definitely was getting ready to duel.

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pokefan813 16

*takes out pokeball* .... Well? Someone walk in front of me or this won't work!

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CantBeatMe2007 5

Swiss rapper? Interesting....

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dirton89 7

If he has to rap ANYTHING to you....makes him not worth it in the first place....take that as a blessing

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Zaros_fml 24

I'm surprised, Doc. This was a bad pun moment for you.

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PeopleRideDoc 0

Another example of my name... If any one else would've posted this they would've gotten a frenzy of down votes. People who thumbed it up please explain how it was funny. C-rap how is that funny?

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slapsface 10

I love the comment well that was a load of c-rap please respond. From slapsface

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pokefan813 16

79 - I don't think that's how it works...

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soulebelius 17

I agree with 40. You guys can stop nut hugging now.

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M3LAKNEE 3

Flip him off, kick him to the curb and move on! Clearly not worth your time OP if he can't say it in real words to your face.

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EMTchic 14

How does one flick someone off over a voicemail ??? I would like to know .

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M3LAKNEE 3

I said flip.. Not flick for one. And for two I meant whenever she sees him.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Flicking someone off is the same thing as flipping someone off.

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irokyoursox 6

I think OP's boyfriend already kicked HER to the curb

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trippypictures 4

If he didn't call you a bitch or a hoe and didn't say anything about smoking weed and getting drunk or money then maybe he can help this generation of rappers.

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ellytoad 13

Why are people using proposal methods to dump their partners? It's like a really bad joke, an extra kick in the face.

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migi428 5

I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one, but I don't understand what your comment is referring to in this FML.

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EMTchic 14

He is saying that he considers rapping to a girl as a way to propose, rather than break up . Which is just as horrible if you ask me . . .

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khildebrand2294 9

Wow... What a dick and a loser! U so deserve better!

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