Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
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DocBastard
| 38
Well that's a load of c-rap.
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lucy_hewitt15
| 6
Tough luck... You can do better!
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lucy_hewitt15
| 6
Tough luck... You can do better!
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gc327072
| 29
I'm gonna beatbox a reply:
*BOOM-BA-BOOM*
yea OP forget about that a-hole!
*A-BOO-BA-DO*
*imitates record scratching*
*BOOM-BA-BOOM*
yea OP forget about that a-hole!
*A-BOO-BA-DO*
*imitates record scratching*
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gc327072
| 29
Oh, someone gave me a -1 vote? Allow me to even that out! ;)
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Crlnprz
| 11
#8 im gonna thumb u down just to tr0ll
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gc327072
| 29
Lol go ahead, I seem to attract the bad thumbs. -_-
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Boygenius50
| 8
YOU'RE GETTING THUMBED DOWN BECAUSE YOU'RE COMMENTING ABOUT GETTING THUMBED DOWN.
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atitud3
| 12
His break up is just as classy as the guy who broke up with his girlfriend over a game of Draw Something.
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Awsumuzzie
| 12
Everyone on this thread, besides the OP of the thread, is getting thumbed down. This is a cursed comment.
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mintcar
| 9
What an asshole, he could have at least sang it in a cappella.
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habest
| 2
This dude wrote her a song! Can't get better than that!
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SamanthaCassieL
| 10
I hope it was good. If not, that's an even bigger slap in the face. Sorry for your luck OP
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misspulkadot24
| 17
Classy. Is it really that hard to say it (NOT sing it) one on one? Seems like people are getting more and more juvenile.
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d_unsub
| 12
And i thought that all the girls wanted a song dedicated to them
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nevershoutkendal_fml
| 10
Or, you know, do it in person if it isn't long distance.
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
Thats what ya get when the world revolves on Facebook and texting.
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A7XCamaro
| 19
Well in all fairness rapping isn't singing.
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gc327072
| 29
Uh oh, here comes the whole "is rapping singing?" debate. Brb, goin get popcorn.
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IcedJesus
| 5
What a doushe , you can do better.
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gc327072
| 29
Really? He sounds like a fine gentleman.
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ruabadfishtoo
| 0
What is this 'doushe' you speak of? Sounds like an exquisite cheese.
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Psych101
| 9
Urban Dictionary definition of doushe-
The wrong way to spell DOUCHE.
Commonly used by immature kids trying to sound cool in online fights.
The wrong way to spell DOUCHE.
Commonly used by immature kids trying to sound cool in online fights.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Haha. I love Urban Dictionary.
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Voldy_fml
| 16
24: Your comments are pretty damn stupid and you suck at sarcasm. Just saying, so that you'd stop embarrassing yourself.
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Dinger1992
| 3
If he raps in the breakup he's probably not even worth your time.
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awsetdvcshjkgss
| 1
He is probably a d-d-d-douchebag
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Shadomasta
| 5
74 tricked me.....I definitely was getting ready to duel.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
*sadly puts away her Yu-gi-oh cards*
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pokefan813
| 16
*takes out pokeball* .... Well? Someone walk in front of me or this won't work!
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CantBeatMe2007
| 5
Swiss rapper? Interesting....
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dirton89
| 7
If he has to rap ANYTHING to you....makes him not worth it in the first place....take that as a blessing
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DocBastard
| 38
Well that's a load of c-rap.
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Zaros_fml
| 24
I'm surprised, Doc. This was a bad pun moment for you.
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SCUBA_Diiver
| 3
No, it was actually pretty good.
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PeopleRideDoc
| 0
Another example of my name... If any one else would've posted this they would've gotten a frenzy of down votes.
People who thumbed it up please explain how it was funny. C-rap how is that funny?
People who thumbed it up please explain how it was funny. C-rap how is that funny?
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slapsface
| 10
I love the comment well that was a load of c-rap please respond. From slapsface
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pokefan813
| 16
79 - I don't think that's how it works...
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soulebelius
| 17
I agree with 40. You guys can stop nut hugging now.
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M3LAKNEE
| 3
Flip him off, kick him to the curb and move on! Clearly not worth your time OP if he can't say it in real words to your face.
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EMTchic
| 14
How does one flick someone off over a voicemail ??? I would like to know .
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M3LAKNEE
| 3
I said flip.. Not flick for one. And for two I meant whenever she sees him.
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 52
Flicking someone off is the same thing as flipping someone off.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
Unless you're a bug.
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irokyoursox
| 6
I think OP's boyfriend already kicked HER to the curb
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trippypictures
| 4
If he didn't call you a bitch or a hoe and didn't say anything about smoking weed and getting drunk or money then maybe he can help this generation of rappers.
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ellytoad
| 13
Why are people using proposal methods to dump their partners? It's like a really bad joke, an extra kick in the face.
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migi428
| 5
I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one, but I don't understand what your comment is referring to in this FML.
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EMTchic
| 14
He is saying that he considers rapping to a girl as a way to propose, rather than break up . Which is just as horrible if you ask me . . .
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khildebrand2294
| 9
Wow... What a dick and a loser! U so deserve better!