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How even... how emotionally lazy do you have to be to do that?
Wow. Wow. He's texting during sex and decides that during sex is the right time to break up--and breaks up with you via text? What an ass.
And the whole time you probably just thought he was doing regular texting and having sex simultaneously!
I think the first clue was that he was on his cell phone while having sex. I mean that kinda stuff is a bit difficult to <I>not</I> notice...
When you feel a phone on your back during doggie-style, you might want to get off your phone and put some effort into the enterprise!
he was trying to break up and get the break up sex in all at the same time
Honestly, I don’t know whether to feel sad for you, pity him, or be impressed that he somehow pulled that off, or all of the above
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And the whole time you probably just thought he was doing regular texting and having sex simultaneously!
Well I have heard of break up texts and break up sex, but this low