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Beginner
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Checking you out
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Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 quality comments
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Simonsaysydi's favorite FMLs

Today, I was watching this TV show where a man was describing how much he loved this woman, how he made every opportunity to see her, and how he loved her in a way nobody else could. I smiled, because that's exactly the way I feel about my crush. Then I realized the program was about stalkers. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By bluten - / Wednesday 18 March 2009 16:42 / Canada

Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By rockyrocket - / Tuesday 26 April 2011 19:19 / Canada

Today, my dad asked me for a word that rhymes with vagina. He was filling out an anniversary card for my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By nothingdoes - / Wednesday 27 October 2010 17:59 / United States

Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it