By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 838
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actions speak louder than words

Than he should eat you out to prove his love

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Tell him if he doesn't show any respect he'll be "loving" his hands from now on.

beast answer #44

wats a blowjob

this is a repeat FML i remember it from a while ago

well i guess we know why hes with you :D

clearly if you don't know what a blowjob is then you shouldn't be reading fmls. because it seems you are very young.

a blow job is the process of making glass. it's a tradition for couples to blow glass for each other. I know I did for lois.

sorry I had a brain fart now I know lol

That's what women are for. He is just asking for a reward for dealing with her b.s. 24/7. The best women are the ones who keep there mouth's on your dick instead of talking

This is exactly why you will will never get a girl.

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Than he should eat you out to prove his love

I would. I believe actions speak louder than words :3

I would. I believe actions speak louder than words :3

he never said he loved her #21.

that's right, show it!

damnit 2u beat me 2it

Girls don't love. They lure men into there traps then break there hearts.

i was wondering that too.

being forced to eat someone out is not love. that's called being pussy whipped!

yur funny, and hella hot.

What's a blow job? lemme check urban dictionary... omfg what the hell?!?! sick bastards

you shouldn't have to prove anything to him

that how a healthy relationship works :) use your mouth for something more useful in the future!

I guarantee his reply to her no was "If you loved me you woulddddd"

Ayy jester12... you're really hot. yeahhhh.

Ayy jester12... you're really hot. yeahhhh.

I would have sat on his face.

Did you give it to him?

that's what I was wondering.

put a shirt on!!!!

lol I bet she did bc she loves him

224. I have the same phone as you:D

229. I mean your sexyy

creepy...:not exactly the best way to hit on a girl over FML....just sayin....I know it's a compliment but it still looks creepy.

ikr that's stupid and weird who were u talking to?? :D

229. mee took!!

Thank you 235. But your profile says that you're 23. That's a little to old to be telling a 15 year old girl that they're sexy. Thanks for the compliment though.

hello, how u become friends on here?

16 better for u? lol jk

Yes 320. Very sexy.

ahhh OOOPS. 221 I meant

I am 15 also and get that stuff all the time it is absolutely disgusting guys don't even think to themselves oh she looks a bit young it's always your sexy or your hot as !

I'm 14;) and I think you're sexy;)

no one gives a shit

You know what else is gross? Blow jobs. But hey. It's whatever -_-

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she's waiting for him to get hard... still waiting

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Something tells me that 'wow that was the best blowjob I've ever had, I love you!' doesn't quite have the same meaning to it...

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how come it's always the girls job to show the love to their guy, if you want us girls to keep going you gotta show us love too :)

Go make me a sandwich.

my girl wasn't showin me love that's why I left her

thank god someone actually said this for once!!

she wasn't giving you head every second of the day so you left her? wowwww. you know, they say good things come to those who wait. (:

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so he wants proof huh, well what are you waiting for

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