By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 896
You deserved it 14 563

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sunshyne84_fml 0

actions speak louder than words

Than he should eat you out to prove his love

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fmlguy241 0

furst

Tell him if he doesn't show any respect he'll be "loving" his hands from now on.

kdig26 0

beast answer #44

wats a blowjob

this is a repeat FML i remember it from a while ago

well i guess we know why hes with you :D

clearly if you don't know what a blowjob is then you shouldn't be reading fmls. because it seems you are very young.

a blow job is the process of making glass. it's a tradition for couples to blow glass for each other. I know I did for lois.

sorry I had a brain fart now I know lol

That's what women are for. He is just asking for a reward for dealing with her b.s. 24/7. The best women are the ones who keep there mouth's on your dick instead of talking

vsx2000goton 0

This is exactly why you will will never get a girl.

why did i get modded??

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Than he should eat you out to prove his love

I would. I believe actions speak louder than words :3

I would. I believe actions speak louder than words :3

arkumx 3

he never said he loved her #21.

FMLoverAgain 7

that's right, show it!

damnit 2u beat me 2it

Girls don't love. They lure men into there traps then break there hearts.

Cierra657 0

i was wondering that too.

being forced to eat someone out is not love. that's called being pussy whipped!

POPO28_fml 0

yur funny, and hella hot.

WOW_BS 0

What's a blow job? lemme check urban dictionary... omfg what the hell?!?! sick bastards

you shouldn't have to prove anything to him

that how a healthy relationship works :) use your mouth for something more useful in the future!

I guarantee his reply to her no was "If you loved me you woulddddd"

calbabe96 5

Ayy jester12... you're really hot. yeahhhh.

calbabe96 5

Ayy jester12... you're really hot. yeahhhh.

I would have sat on his face.

Did you give it to him?

allanaskye 0

that's what I was wondering.

AshRedPokemon 2

put a shirt on!!!!

shorty2050 0

lol I bet she did bc she loves him

224. I have the same phone as you:D

229. I mean your sexyy

creepy...:not exactly the best way to hit on a girl over FML....just sayin....I know it's a compliment but it still looks creepy.

ikr that's stupid and weird who were u talking to?? :D

persianjr1 7

229. mee took!!

Thank you 235. But your profile says that you're 23. That's a little to old to be telling a 15 year old girl that they're sexy. Thanks for the compliment though.

ZeroTheHero 0

hello, how u become friends on here?

16 better for u? lol jk

Yes 320. Very sexy.

ahhh OOOPS. 221 I meant

imababeee 0

I am 15 also and get that stuff all the time it is absolutely disgusting guys don't even think to themselves oh she looks a bit young it's always your sexy or your hot as !

I'm 14;) and I think you're sexy;)

Victorfoo 0

Hey ;)

no one gives a shit

SaintComet 3

You know what else is gross? Blow jobs. But hey. It's whatever -_-

sunshyne84_fml 0

actions speak louder than words

AKlovee787 0

hahaha ^^ that's funny

orgin1 0

WIN

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she's waiting for him to get hard... still waiting

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Something tells me that 'wow that was the best blowjob I've ever had, I love you!' doesn't quite have the same meaning to it...

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andreabeth95 2

how come it's always the girls job to show the love to their guy, if you want us girls to keep going you gotta show us love too :)

Go make me a sandwich.

my girl wasn't showin me love that's why I left her

Dez31396 0

thank god someone actually said this for once!!

brittanyyyleighh 0

she wasn't giving you head every second of the day so you left her? wowwww. you know, they say good things come to those who wait. (:

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so he wants proof huh, well what are you waiting for

zafuckbat 3

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