Beast Mode

By Vee - 24/09/2017 07:00 - United States

Today, my 80lb black lab decided that the moment I start doing pushups is her cue to mount me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 195
You deserved it 433

Same thing different taste

Top comments

It could be an expression of her struggle for dominance, or maybe she just likes dat ass! I had a female lab mix that would try to hump my arm. To stop this behavior, I’d say in a deep voice,”No! You need to buy me dinner first!”

It would just be called doggy style...

Comments

That's a behavior problem if it's a full grown adult female, especially if she's been neutered. You need to reaffirm boundaries with her.

It could be an expression of her struggle for dominance, or maybe she just likes dat ass! I had a female lab mix that would try to hump my arm. To stop this behavior, I’d say in a deep voice,”No! You need to buy me dinner first!”

exileonmainst 16

I know of cowgirl, but doggirl? That's new!

It would just be called doggy style...

exileonmainst 16

Not if the girl is mounting you..

Just trying to be a personal trainer, I'm sure.

Lobby_Bee 17

Look If you had One shot Or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted In one moment Would you capture Or just let it slip?

midnightangel981 8

Uh..what does that have to do with the FML?