rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Emily
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
mish
Leominster, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
hmacy
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Canadagirl
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Anonymous
Venezuela
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
confusedandnowsingle
Espoo, Finland
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
rplovez
Canada
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Well that's a load of c-rap.
misspulkadot24 17
Classy. Is it really that hard to say it (NOT sing it) one on one? Seems like people are getting more and more juvenile.
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Comments (126)
ashleyjtravis 3
Wasn't a FML post extremely similar to this just posted a few posts ago?
Tuffay 14
I don't know... Was it an original song, or just a lame rip-off?
DaddyLongStroke 1
The thong was for you, and the peanut were a gift. Gifts are exciting. Now if the panties were crotchless :))
guckylynn 19
Wrong FML buddy.
one11oh 2
You tried.
toowie_fml 20
I feel like when I read this fml in the morning it was worded differently then now..
SqueakyChipmunk 22
35) "You thought I was the one Guess you were wrong Cause I just bought your brother A candy thong Don't be sad baby, this ain't the end You can always become a lesbian"
Pentium_4 27
92 - quite what? ohhh you meant quiet
klx125cross 9
Good idea! Op! Imma think bout that when I wanna break up!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Trust me you're the real winner.
sunnisummer 4
No gonna lie that is a legit way to get broken up with!
MickMackFox 4
Aw I'm sorry... You deserve better!