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You monster!
Wait? Santa's not real? What?!
Show her LilyPichu's "Slendy's Lullaby" :)
She might as well tell her the truth about Gods too.
"Unicorns are real though! Unfortunately, they're sold on the black market for food, clothing, decorations--" *more crying* "...****."
124- Of coarse unicorns are real, there just fat, gray, and nicknamed rhinos :D
Seems like some people, like this little girl. Are upset that the magic man is not real.
If you want your sense of wonderment back, try reading some well-written popular science books. :)
So I have to give evidence that God does not exist? I know unicorns are not real, but that is because people who claim there are cannot prove it. It just makes them feel better to think they are real. For some reason God is the most appealing. Maybe because it is a illusion of knowledge. Dont know something? God did it.
You don't talk about "him" because if you do... Slender Mans comin to getcha!
u did earn it a bit but 3 hours wow
Translation: You did deserve it a bit. But wow, 3 hours
2 - Did you put that sentence through a blender?
or.... Translation: You did earn it a bit, but 3 hours? Wow!
You don't want to know... It is really creepy.
Just play the game and find out, you should be too scared though I almost shit myself playing
54- he's a tall guy in a business without a face that STEALS THE SOULS OF CHILDREN!!! That escalated quickly didn't it?
Hell yea!! He's at the mall every Christmas!! I wonder how he visits all of them??? 0_o
Santa Claus is a creepy-ass, fat stalker. "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake". You'd better watch out.
Go to YouTube and type in marble hornets.
My favorite is the blog "just another fool".
Do it. But not now, do it at 2:30 a.m, while you're drunk off your ass.
I did it last night and didn't sleep. Don't do it!
My brother made me play the game slender :o I'm still scared at night..
There's a button for that.
Oh great. First she gets the shit scared out of her, and then you ruin her childhood. Why don't you just tell her there's no Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy and get it over with.
Doc, you forgot to mention unicorns and leprechauns!
Hey! Unicorns ARE real.
Tooth Fairy's real. I got money for putting teeth under my pillow, and my fobby-ass parents don't know anything about that myth/tradition. Tooth Fairy also seems so like candy; I once went to sleep intending to save a piece of gum for myself in the morning by putting it under my pillow, and I found a dollar in its place. No gum to be found. Kinda pissed me off.
How?
78, you are extremely gullible if you believe your parents don't know about the tooth fairy.
How do you not know that you little sitter still believed in Santa Claus? It's like a family thing to know that!
Santa's not real?!?! :O
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You monster!
Oh great. First she gets the shit scared out of her, and then you ruin her childhood. Why don't you just tell her there's no Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy and get it over with.