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By The Horrible Older Sister / Sunday 2 September 2012 10:07 / United States
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Oh great. First she gets the shit scared out of her, and then you ruin her childhood. Why don't you just tell her there's no Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy and get it over with.

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"Unicorns are real though! Unfortunately, they're sold on the black market for food, clothing, decorations--" *more crying* "...fuck."

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Seems like some people, like this little girl. Are upset that the magic man is not real.

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146 - because anyone who debates about god always brings the argument to a stalemate. Both sides never prove the existence, but one puts morals and faith into an account. Though, from personal experience, I believe.

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So I have to give evidence that God does not exist? I know unicorns are not real, but that is because people who claim there are cannot prove it. It just makes them feel better to think they are real. For some reason God is the most appealing. Maybe because it is a illusion of knowledge. Dont know something? God did it.

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All slendy wants is a hug. Don't run away, turn around, walk to him, and give him an affectionate hug!

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Exactly Noor, you got the message. I didn't want slender man to know, NOW HE DOES EVERYONE RUN

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Santa Claus is a creepy-ass, fat stalker. "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake". You'd better watch out.

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Google away. The original post from SA forums is still up I think. You'll soon find just how fake Slendy is, but he's a fun character.

It's this really tall white guy with no face that preys on children that fear him. He mostly hangs in the woods, but will leave them to find you. Also, if you see him in the background of a picture you took, he'll come for you.

Oh great. First she gets the shit scared out of her, and then you ruin her childhood. Why don't you just tell her there's no Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy and get it over with.

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Tooth Fairy's real. I got money for putting teeth under my pillow, and my fobby-ass parents don't know anything about that myth/tradition. Tooth Fairy also seems so like candy; I once went to sleep intending to save a piece of gum for myself in the morning by putting it under my pillow, and I found a dollar in its place. No gum to be found. Kinda pissed me off.

How do you not know that you little sitter still believed in Santa Claus? It's like a family thing to know that!

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