FML : Today, my little sister came home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that...

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Today, my little sister came home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that he wasn't real, just like Santa Claus. She looked up at me and said "Santa's not real?" It's been 3 hours, and she hasn't stopped crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By The Horrible Older Sister / Sunday 2 September 2012 10:07 / United States - Phoenix

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By SarcasticUnicorn | 9

#4887585 - Sunday 2 September 2012 04:23

You monster!

By DocBastard | 38

#4887636 - Sunday 2 September 2012 04:31

Oh great. First she gets the shit scared out of her, and then you ruin her childhood. Why don't you just tell her there's no Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy and get it over with.

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By SarcasticUnicorn | 9

#4887585 - Sunday 2 September 2012 04:23

You monster!

Psych101 | 9

#4887660 - Sunday 2 September 2012 04:34

OP clearly thinks so too, look at her user name.

SCUBA_Diiver | 3

#4887943 - Sunday 2 September 2012 05:53

Wait? Santa's not real? What?!

paolayupp | 6

#4888216 - Sunday 2 September 2012 07:33

73- have you ever watched Supernatural?? Monsters are real!

Goldenchest | 14

#4888227 - Sunday 2 September 2012 07:36

Show her LilyPichu's "Slendy's Lullaby" :)

guy24 | 9

#4888252 - Sunday 2 September 2012 07:53

She might as well tell her the truth about Gods too.

SqueakyChipmunk | 20

#4888495 - Sunday 2 September 2012 08:47

"Unicorns are real though! Unfortunately, they're sold on the black market for food, clothing, decorations--" *more crying* "...fuck."

Sir_Crackerjacks | 5

#4888971 - Sunday 2 September 2012 11:59

124- Of coarse unicorns are real, there just fat, gray, and nicknamed rhinos :D

xXHollowIchigoXx | 17

#4889021 - Monday 3 September 2012 12:24

Lol at people thumbing up and talking about unicorns but no one bothers to say anything about #119's comment.

Laurenlou | 24

#4889083 - Monday 3 September 2012 12:48

I honestly think lying to ones kids about some magical man who can go around the world in one night is horrific and monster like. Santa isn't God. (weather you believe in God or not.) And this is my 100th comment. Yay! :D

guy24 | 9

#4889221 - Monday 3 September 2012 01:41

Seems like some people, like this little girl. Are upset that the magic man is not real.

Angelastic_fml | 18

#4891453 - Monday 3 September 2012 02:24

If you want your sense of wonderment back, try reading some well-written popular science books. :)

mduffy08 | 8

#4892833 - Monday 3 September 2012 10:02

146 - because anyone who debates about god always brings the argument to a stalemate. Both sides never prove the existence, but one puts morals and faith into an account. Though, from personal experience, I believe.

guy24 | 9

#4936475 - Saturday 15 September 2012 11:36

So I have to give evidence that God does not exist? I know unicorns are not real, but that is because people who claim there are cannot prove it. It just makes them feel better to think they are real. For some reason God is the most appealing. Maybe because it is a illusion of knowledge. Dont know something? God did it.

FMLouis | 6

#4976375 - Thursday 27 September 2012 02:06

You don't talk about "him" because if you do... Slender Mans comin to getcha!

By Darkme | 1

#4887596 - Sunday 2 September 2012 04:24

u did earn it a bit but 3 hours wow

wyattshack | 4

#4887694 - Sunday 2 September 2012 04:39

What?

domking1315 | 20

#4887723 - Sunday 2 September 2012 04:45

Translation: You did deserve it a bit. But wow, 3 hours

wallandpiece | 16

#4888093 - Sunday 2 September 2012 06:45

2 - Did you put that sentence through a blender?

Shadomasta | 5

#4888199 - Sunday 2 September 2012 07:29

or.... Translation: You did earn it a bit, but 3 hours? Wow!

tne201992 | 12

#4890992 - Monday 3 September 2012 09:40

Good Lord. That sentence was butchered!

By Ninja_assassinXD | 8

#4887598 - Sunday 2 September 2012 04:24

Slender man is some scary shit, especially at night. *Shudder*

missamazinggg | 12

#4887776 - Sunday 2 September 2012 04:58

What is Slenderman? I'm too scared to find out myself.

smeet | 3

#4887819 - Sunday 2 September 2012 05:05

You don't want to know... It is really creepy.

p3mguin | 7

#4887886 - Sunday 2 September 2012 05:30

All slendy wants is a hug. Don't run away, turn around, walk to him, and give him an affectionate hug!

kittytub | 12

#4887957 - Sunday 2 September 2012 05:57

slenderman is the reason I have to sleep facing the door at night now. -meow.-

xXUND3ADcityXx | 0

#4888884 - Sunday 2 September 2012 11:32

Just play the game and find out, you should be too scared though I almost shit myself playing

Sir_Crackerjacks | 5

#4888954 - Sunday 2 September 2012 11:54

54- he's a tall guy in a business without a face that STEALS THE SOULS OF CHILDREN!!! That escalated quickly didn't it?

p3mguin | 7

#4889155 - Monday 3 September 2012 01:09

Exactly Noor, you got the message. I didn't want slender man to know, NOW HE DOES EVERYONE RUN

By lucy_hewitt15 | 6

#4887604 - Sunday 2 September 2012 04:25

Santa Claus IS REAL!!

gc327072 | 29

#4888183 - Sunday 2 September 2012 07:25

Hell yea!! He's at the mall every Christmas!! I wonder how he visits all of them??? 0_o

vocaloidtiger | 12

#4893165 - Tuesday 4 September 2012 01:16

Santa Claus is a creepy-ass, fat stalker. "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake". You'd better watch out.

By JayChuckles | 4

#4887614 - Sunday 2 September 2012 04:28

I'm tempted to Google slender man.

SarcasticUnicorn | 9

#4887635 - Sunday 2 September 2012 04:31

Go to YouTube and type in marble hornets.

BeforeItWasCool | 12

#4887756 - Sunday 2 September 2012 04:51

Google away. The original post from SA forums is still up I think. You'll soon find just how fake Slendy is, but he's a fun character.

brenkite | 5

#4887856 - Sunday 2 September 2012 05:22

My favorite is the blog "just another fool".

BeforeItWasCool | 12

#4887922 - Sunday 2 September 2012 05:44

Agree with 70, it's great.

SCUBA_Diiver | 3

#4887955 - Sunday 2 September 2012 05:57

Do it. But not now, do it at 2:30 a.m, while you're drunk off your ass.

GothicAngel17 | 24

#4889178 - Monday 3 September 2012 01:22

I did it last night and didn't sleep. Don't do it!

sweetpea5196 | 4

#4900750 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 11:46

My brother made me play the game slender :o I'm still scared at night..

By leogirl95 | 12

#4887626 - Sunday 2 September 2012 04:30

Wow, you deserved that one.

SonOfAMitch | 14

#4888904 - Sunday 2 September 2012 11:39

There's a button for that.

leogirl95 | 12

#4889172 - Monday 3 September 2012 01:18

Sometimes it's so bad that the button needs to be pushed and it needs to be said.

By myalleyway | 9

#4887632 - Sunday 2 September 2012 04:31

It's this really tall white guy with no face that preys on children that fear him. He mostly hangs in the woods, but will leave them to find you. Also, if you see him in the background of a picture you took, he'll come for you.

By DocBastard | 38

#4887636 - Sunday 2 September 2012 04:31

Oh great. First she gets the shit scared out of her, and then you ruin her childhood. Why don't you just tell her there's no Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy and get it over with.

TBelle4Ever | 15

#4887653 - Sunday 2 September 2012 04:33

Doc, you forgot to mention unicorns and leprechauns!

SarcasticUnicorn | 9

#4887675 - Sunday 2 September 2012 04:36

Hey! Unicorns ARE real.

starile | 19

#4887907 - Sunday 2 September 2012 05:39

Tooth Fairy's real. I got money for putting teeth under my pillow, and my fobby-ass parents don't know anything about that myth/tradition. Tooth Fairy also seems so like candy; I once went to sleep intending to save a piece of gum for myself in the morning by putting it under my pillow, and I found a dollar in its place. No gum to be found. Kinda pissed me off.