SqueakyChipmunk

About Squeakychipmunk

http://squeakychipmunk.tumblr.com/ My Blog. CLICK IT. 1) Like my sense of humor? ADD ME ON FACEBOOK MOTHAFUCKA! Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/squeaky.thechipmunk Twitter: Fuck you, fuck Twitter. 2) Squeak squeak, mother fucker. 2.5) You are legally required to read everything I say in a squeaky voice, or be faced with a court summons. 3) I have a gift for you in my pants. It's not a toaster. Okay, it is a toaster... 4) Swag, YOLO, sucks for you and text talk will get you mauled. 5) The next sentence is false. 6) The previous sentence is true.

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Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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Back from the party
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
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The rules are the rules
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
50 favorites
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 quality comments
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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

67%
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

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Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in

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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

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One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.

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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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