rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Emily
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
mish
Leominster, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
hmacy
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Canadagirl
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Anonymous
Venezuela
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
confusedandnowsingle
Espoo, Finland
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
rplovez
Canada
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Well that's a load of c-rap.
misspulkadot24 17
Classy. Is it really that hard to say it (NOT sing it) one on one? Seems like people are getting more and more juvenile.
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Comments (126)
Crlnprz 11
at least he sang to you? in a way..
ellytoad 13
That was tasteless even by FML commenter standards.
gc327072 31
Really? I thought it was rather sweet. Instead of lettin her off slowly he just rapped a breakup. In summary, YA DON'T SAY?
wyattshack 4
Chicka chicka chicka you're single!
thinesh2103_fml 0
They start with a poem... And end up with rap...
LaBooskie 1
What a moron. And to think...You were with him. Eh, You now know to stay away from losers.
teddybby 5
What a loser! He could of at least recorded it on a cd for u! Nah but seriously that pretty low
xiaodoggiie 5
He's a creative coward. Lol
FlyingPie 17
That's a pretty bad (and weird) way to break up. And what's with the way this FML was written? I kept thinking "just get to the point" as I was reading it. It would have been much simpler to say "Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML"
ManInTheMachine 20
You must have a short attention span if you thought "Get to the point!" after two sentences.
FlyingPie 17
Not really. It's just that it's somewhat annoying when each sentence gives only a tiny piece of the information. OP took 3 sentences to say something that could have been said in one short sentence.
zack11742 7
It's funny they changed it to exactly that
geko911 22
For your information, the FML was somehow modified to be about the same as you just said it... I think it's the first time I see an FML being modified after being posted...
FlyingPie 17
Yes, they changed it after I posted my comments.
Pandacupcakelove 26
Wow, classy... You can find some one better than that, don't worry.
DogReypistPANDA 6
Z. C a
cnn123 1
He just wanted to Break up in a new manner.