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That sounds extremely painful. I would rather step on a million Legos than get my toenail ripped off. Ow!

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No, the door acts as a bulkhead for keeping fires contained to only affected areas rather than letting the fire spread easily throughout the building. Usually it's the other way around and signage reads "Fire Door Keep Closed". They are very heavy doors; so for being stupid and standing in the door's path OP is extremely lucky to have only lost a toenail!!

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Yes, the OP is stupid because he totally knew the fire alarm would go off as he's walking through the door. Can the OP see the future?

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NO! A zebra being eaten by a lion A Dalmatian that stepped in red paint. A magpie that flew into a red traffic light Even the famous beginning to every James Bond film made. But a sunburnt penguin?! ...Pathetic...

Ugh. It hurts just thinking about that. You'd think a door that was meant to keep people safe would be a bit safer than that.

Damn! In terms or karma, you must'a killed a kitten to get that.. In which case I'd suggest you go easy on da pussy next time! Good luck with your toenail.

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