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Today, as I entered a stairwell, the fire alarm went off, triggering the automatic fire doors to close. The one I was walking through ran over my foot, ripping my toenail, and then smacked me in the face. FML

By minustoenail / Friday 12 October 2012 05:58 / United States - San Francisco
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No, the door acts as a bulkhead for keeping fires contained to only affected areas rather than letting the fire spread easily throughout the building. Usually it's the other way around and signage reads "Fire Door Keep Closed". They are very heavy doors; so for being stupid and standing in the door's path OP is extremely lucky to have only lost a toenail!!

By  ThePrestige  |  12

Lemme cheer you up. Q:What is white, black and red all over? A:a penguin with a sun burn :D No? K. :(

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  jezane  |  8

NO! A zebra being eaten by a lion A Dalmatian that stepped in red paint. A magpie that flew into a red traffic light Even the famous beginning to every James Bond film made. But a sunburnt penguin?! ...Pathetic...

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