By BYUwildchild - 17/12/2010 16:23 - United States

Today, I realized that the fish-shaped birth mark on the back of my leg, that I have had all my life, is not really shaped like a fish as I had originally thought. It looks just like a penis. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 935
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ThatLooksSticky 16

What kind of fish is that? A blow fish?

Are you male or female? I feel like that influences how f-ed your life is considerably.


awks 0

sucks to be you! maybe try some cover up.... ☆〜(ゝ。∂)

Hey mine does too! and I thought it was a butterfly... :(

pwincessa23 1

it's a slippery dick

deliciouscake 3

It is a dry dick, I would know. Life. Talk to me about life.

those are very different shapes...

It's funny because it's shaped like a penis, yet OP believed it was shaped like a fish.

xundria 5

That is quite intriguing...

your picture goes perfectly with the comment.

ThatLooksSticky 16

What kind of fish is that? A blow fish?

abi96 0

ahh so punny

You deserve to be PUNished for that one.

russianraccoon 0

AHAHA shut up

Ah, innocence lost. So sad. Try hitting yourself until the bruise that forms adds to the penis shape et voíla, a fish once more.

thirdtesticle 0

How long is it hard?

TryptamineDreame 0

haha, you'll survive. I have a birthmark on my ass that looks like a bandaid. :)

You do? Pics or it didn't...nevermind.

infamousego 0

Ur a creeper

I have a scar on my wrist that's shaped like a sperm cell:(


You must be one dick

It's a sign that you should start to suck and screw as many penises as you possibly cam

I have one too! on the side of my hip.

russianraccoon 0

Birthmark? or a penis