Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
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Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
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DocBastard 40
Well that's a load of c-rap.
misspulkadot24 17
Classy. Is it really that hard to say it (NOT sing it) one on one? Seems like people are getting more and more juvenile.
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Comments (126)
callous 2
YDI for dating him in the first place.
hamrtym 15
Before I finished the sentence, I thought rape was involved.
iwadasn 33
That would be spelled raping, not rapping.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I don't thing Snoop Dogg would approve of either.
xxjenn27xx 8
Sounds like something mine would do too, FML
JustDerpin 11
VANILLA ICE ICE ICE
kjklopu 1
Ur boyfriend is a total
thatnucca 36
It was you that did the rapping right? Smdh
onemorehuman 3
And that's a rap!
Voldy_fml 16
d_unsb: I'm pretty sure you don't know OPs situation. Don't judge, be quite.
Boob_fml 6
Stop it. I don't like you.
thathipsterchick 2
Sounds familiar. My ex bf did the same to me...