By Anonymous - 02/09/2012 13:38 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I was showing my boyfriend some stuff I bought that day: a new thong and a bag of his favorite brand of peanuts. He was more excited about the peanuts. FML
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slick5880 22
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There is a special bond between a man and his nuts.

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flailingCheese 5
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Make a thong of peanuts.

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slick5880 22
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There is a special bond between a man and his nuts.

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1PaulyD 9
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I knew he wasn't a thong man

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jetsown08 21
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1- holy shit that tattoo. O_O

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enormouselephant 15

He sounds nutty.

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Inheritance 10

He needs energy doesn't he? Don't deny a man of his planters.

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Futacy 29
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Hmm... Sex...? or Peanuts...?

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Futacy 29
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Thong=Obstacle Peanuts=Yummy I think we all know the right choice.

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Harle 24
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Best comment, EVER.

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flailingCheese 5
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Make a thong of peanuts.

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FMLKitten 15
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I'd like to see this actually >:-D

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gc327072 30
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They do make one out of that candy bracelet stuff.

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theartists 5
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Stringing them together would be difficult.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10
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I'm sure you don't want salt in your nether regions. I hope you buy them unsalted if you want them that close to your genitalia.

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sarahlouise0506 10
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He's nuts for nuts

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Potterfreakk 6
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thats the cutest puppy ever!!!

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yoyoyolol08 5

He cant eat a thong, can he?

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kay_princess14 7

No there is some question about that

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mikeymayhem_87 15
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There are edible ones sadly. Either in fruit roll-up or candy form. Seems a tad too kinky to me lol

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annie_nk 22
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Unless it's a candy thong. :)

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zingline89 18

No but he can eat what's underneath :)

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annie_nk 22
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I bet that gave the cashier a few interesting thoughts lol

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theartists 5
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Isn't that a good thing? How awful would it be if you had a boyfriend that ALWAYS and only wanted to have sex with you. Let him enjoy his peanuts, I'm sure he was happy about your thong too.

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amandajlucas2015 2

Lol ya after awhile guys generally lose interest in ur underwear.. To them they are just In the way

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perdix 29

Of course, he's not excited about thong. He doesn't want that string up his ass and his balls squeezed into that tiny pouch.

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MikeMikeTheAzn 3

Hell I'd choose peanuts anyday.

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FlyingPie 17
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I think it's interesting that you used the wording "that day" - Was it not today?

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SecretMe00 5

I actually noticed that too. It's oddly worded.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Yet if he was more excited about the thing he would be accused of only wanting sex :/

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Thong* Stupid iPhone autocorrect :P

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