Today, I was showing my boyfriend some stuff I bought that day: a new thong and a bag of his favorite brand of peanuts. He was more excited about the peanuts. FML
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slick5880
| 22
There is a special bond between a man and his nuts.
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flailingCheese
| 5
Make a thong of peanuts.
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slick5880
| 22
There is a special bond between a man and his nuts.
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1PaulyD
| 9
I knew he wasn't a thong man
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jetsown08
| 21
1- holy shit that tattoo. O_O
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enormouselephant
| 15
He sounds nutty.
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Inheritance
| 10
He needs energy doesn't he? Don't deny a man of his planters.
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Futacy
| 29
Hmm... Sex...? or Peanuts...?
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Futacy
| 29
Thong=Obstacle
Peanuts=Yummy
I think we all know the right choice.
Peanuts=Yummy
I think we all know the right choice.
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Harle
| 24
Best comment, EVER.
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flailingCheese
| 5
Make a thong of peanuts.
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FMLKitten
| 15
I'd like to see this actually >:-D
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gc327072
| 29
They do make one out of that candy bracelet stuff.
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theartists
| 5
Stringing them together would be difficult.
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nevershoutkendal_fml
| 10
I'm sure you don't want salt in your nether regions. I hope you buy them unsalted if you want them that close to your genitalia.
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sarahlouise0506
| 10
He's nuts for nuts
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Potterfreakk
| 6
thats the cutest puppy ever!!!
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yoyoyolol08
| 5
He cant eat a thong, can he?
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kay_princess14
| 7
No there is some question about that
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mikeymayhem_87
| 15
There are edible ones sadly. Either in fruit roll-up or candy form. Seems a tad too kinky to me lol
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annie_nk
| 22
Unless it's a candy thong. :)
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zingline89
| 18
No but he can eat what's underneath :)
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annie_nk
| 22
I bet that gave the cashier a few interesting thoughts lol
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theartists
| 5
Isn't that a good thing? How awful would it be if you had a boyfriend that ALWAYS and only wanted to have sex with you. Let him enjoy his peanuts, I'm sure he was happy about your thong too.
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amandajlucas2015
| 2
Lol ya after awhile guys generally lose interest in ur underwear.. To them they are just In the way
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perdix
| 29
Of course, he's not excited about thong. He doesn't want that string up his ass and his balls squeezed into that tiny pouch.
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a_commenter
| 3
Hawt.
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MikeMikeTheAzn
| 3
Hell I'd choose peanuts anyday.
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FlyingPie
| 17
I think it's interesting that you used the wording "that day" - Was it not today?
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SecretMe00
| 5
I actually noticed that too. It's oddly worded.
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 52
Yet if he was more excited about the thing he would be accused of only wanting sex :/
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 52
Thong*
Stupid iPhone autocorrect :P
Stupid iPhone autocorrect :P