By Anonymous - 02/09/2012 13:38 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I was showing my boyfriend some stuff I bought that day: a new thong and a bag of his favorite brand of peanuts. He was more excited about the peanuts. FML
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There is a special bond between a man and his nuts.

Make a thong of peanuts.


There is a special bond between a man and his nuts.

I knew he wasn't a thong man

1- holy shit that tattoo. O_O

enormouselephant 15

He sounds nutty.

Inheritance 10

He needs energy doesn't he? Don't deny a man of his planters.

Hmm... Sex...? or Peanuts...?

Thong=Obstacle Peanuts=Yummy I think we all know the right choice.

Best comment, EVER.

Make a thong of peanuts.

I'd like to see this actually >:-D

They do make one out of that candy bracelet stuff.

Stringing them together would be difficult.

I'm sure you don't want salt in your nether regions. I hope you buy them unsalted if you want them that close to your genitalia.

He's nuts for nuts

thats the cutest puppy ever!!!

yoyoyolol08 5

He cant eat a thong, can he?

kay_princess14 7

No there is some question about that

There are edible ones sadly. Either in fruit roll-up or candy form. Seems a tad too kinky to me lol

Unless it's a candy thong. :)

zingline89 18

No but he can eat what's underneath :)

I bet that gave the cashier a few interesting thoughts lol

Isn't that a good thing? How awful would it be if you had a boyfriend that ALWAYS and only wanted to have sex with you. Let him enjoy his peanuts, I'm sure he was happy about your thong too.

amandajlucas2015 2

Lol ya after awhile guys generally lose interest in ur underwear.. To them they are just In the way

perdix 29

Of course, he's not excited about thong. He doesn't want that string up his ass and his balls squeezed into that tiny pouch.

MikeMikeTheAzn 3

Hell I'd choose peanuts anyday.

I think it's interesting that you used the wording "that day" - Was it not today?

SecretMe00 5

I actually noticed that too. It's oddly worded.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Yet if he was more excited about the thing he would be accused of only wanting sex :/

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Thong* Stupid iPhone autocorrect :P